The naked truth- The two cats story and a nut
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:37 pm
This is the story of Sasrei and her companion nuts. Two elussive cats have been on her list so she had to resort to drastic measures. Dancing naked for the kitties to spawn. The first she lost, her sadness grown deep... twas not until a few days later that a blue cat came along and Magria turned to Miacoda and the two were seperable but still the loss of Ankha, the first rare she seen was heavy on her mind.
I took Mia to see the King (yes I was bored.. no it has nothing to do with the story, but I got no pictures of magria really cause tree was in the way.)

I then went back to my camp. Over time I danced near an open campfire, dodging flaming balls that sent me hurling through the air to my death. Nuts my constant companion. Whenever I got tired.. and wanted to sit down. He made sure I got back on the job.
Over time I wanted to sleep.. to rest. So I sat, waiting to go and sleep.

This was not approved by Nuts.
Finally after hours and hours of dancing for the slave driving squirrel and trying unsucessfully to make him into a bbq'd rodent. Who really.. actually everytime I would think about stopping, he'd get his friends in the background to hit me with there flaming balls. Or he would hit me with his nuts..
At 12 o clock on the dot... my cat finally spawned! There she was in all her glory, npcscanner went off before she spawned and I got her right at the spawn point. Even then.. nuts showed me who is boss.

Moral of the story: Don't trust nuts.
Now to camp for crabs
I mean.. for a crab..
I did get hit numerous times by flaming balls I mean uhh fire balls.. so you thinked Id get crabs
I mean karkin.. to spawn. Cause skarr popped 5 hours ago.. uhh yah..
Camping Ankha has severely twisted my mind.
I took Mia to see the King (yes I was bored.. no it has nothing to do with the story, but I got no pictures of magria really cause tree was in the way.)

I then went back to my camp. Over time I danced near an open campfire, dodging flaming balls that sent me hurling through the air to my death. Nuts my constant companion. Whenever I got tired.. and wanted to sit down. He made sure I got back on the job.
Over time I wanted to sleep.. to rest. So I sat, waiting to go and sleep.

This was not approved by Nuts.
Finally after hours and hours of dancing for the slave driving squirrel and trying unsucessfully to make him into a bbq'd rodent. Who really.. actually everytime I would think about stopping, he'd get his friends in the background to hit me with there flaming balls. Or he would hit me with his nuts..
At 12 o clock on the dot... my cat finally spawned! There she was in all her glory, npcscanner went off before she spawned and I got her right at the spawn point. Even then.. nuts showed me who is boss.

Moral of the story: Don't trust nuts.
Now to camp for crabs
I mean.. for a crab..
I did get hit numerous times by flaming balls I mean uhh fire balls.. so you thinked Id get crabs
I mean karkin.. to spawn. Cause skarr popped 5 hours ago.. uhh yah..
Camping Ankha has severely twisted my mind.