The Dos and donts for the 10 (a comedy)
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:35 pm
Ok I just wanted to write up all the fun things ive seen and.. have some fun with it. And.. im bored.. so I figured this may be fun to read while camping. (please note: do NONE of these 
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Do NOT: Read up on strats. Really. You don't need to! Its so easy just run up, freezing trap and tame away! Anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong, and stupid and needs to DIBS (Die by a spider)
Do NOT: Hit tame when someone says tame. They are tricking you, its a mind game they want you to die first so that they can tame it. No I dont care if they spent 10 mins telling you how to tame it. Its a trick. Thats the actual trick of these tames.. hitting tame.
The rares:
Ban thanlos:
Do NOT: Tame in the tree. Thats stupid why would you tame up there? Its easier to just fall to the ground take the fall damage and let everyone hug the spirit beast. (note:unless your alone or people are nice. Some people arent nice
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Do: Break other peoples traps. If its not yours break it. Doesnt matter if they were there first. Break it. The bird doesnt like to be encased in ice. The druid spirit beast cant switch to bear form to tank! You must break it! Ban'kin needs a break some time switch to Ban'feral.. or Ban'treant if he needs to heal.
Do: Freefall. Its fun. Really, no parachute is needed. Just scream "I believe I can fly" and really believe it! If you died. You just didnt believe enough.
Magria/Ankha:
Do NOT: Be naked. Seriously. My eyes they burn. You think cats that nice want to see you naked? No.. noone does infact not even that goblin on the corner. They are spirit beasts they dont want to go home with a naked person, put on some clothes. The more armor the better!
Deth'tilac:
Do NOT: Use pet sacrifices. Seriously! What hunters sacrifices there pet to make a rare go low in health. Its stupid. Just straight up kite, 3 million health will go down fast as long as you dont just use auto shot.
Do: Go straight up to her and hit tame. If that doesnt work, heres a better way. Use traps and kite around all while yelling insults at her! Each your momma joke is a instant deth strike. I personally enjoy
"your momma is ugly: when you looked at her you deth striked yourself!"
"your momma is so fat people mistook her as the eightlegged spire and started camping behind her for you."
Do this for about an hour.. it should work. If not she just may not like her momma that day.
Solix:
Do NOT: slow him. Hes speedy ganzolas. You cant slow.. speedy gonzales.
Do NOT: Tame him if he starts slowing down. He is weak now. But not weak enough gotta wait until he fully submits and turns over on his back. Oh and also.. its his health bar you have to watch not the energy bar, if he gets to low throw him coffee or candy. He will perk right back up!
Skitterflame:
Do: Hit the trap in the lava. Its a win-win he stays in his bath and you get him low enough in energy to tame! He'll be clean this way!
Anthriss:
DO: Run straight up and hit tame. Ignore the bones around her please, its a trap. She really doesnt kill anyone! Just the big yellow friendly spider.
Do NOT: Disengage into the big lava. You start swimming in it and everyone knows you cant swim in lava. You'll combust if you do. The lava will get into your veins and you'll die a horrific death.
Skarr/karkin:
Do: Use a trap, really it works just trap and tame!
Do: All bunch up together ping ponging tames. Do not question why the others died in the first place. Just hug each other and share the damage!
Do: Double jump off the rocks. If they cant reach you, you can tame! Also I hear singing I believe I can fly will help..
Kirix:
Do NOT: Use aspect of the nature. He just has gas. Deal with it.
Hmm well thats all I got for now. Cant think of anything else.. If you want to add something let me know
Figured its nice to have something up here other then griefing posts.. gotta find some humor in this patch
)Do NOT: Read up on strats. Really. You don't need to! Its so easy just run up, freezing trap and tame away! Anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong, and stupid and needs to DIBS (Die by a spider
)Do NOT: Hit tame when someone says tame. They are tricking you, its a mind game they want you to die first so that they can tame it. No I dont care if they spent 10 mins telling you how to tame it. Its a trick. Thats the actual trick of these tames.. hitting tame.
The rares:
Ban thanlos:
Do NOT: Tame in the tree. Thats stupid why would you tame up there? Its easier to just fall to the ground take the fall damage and let everyone hug the spirit beast. (note:unless your alone or people are nice. Some people arent nice
)Do: Break other peoples traps. If its not yours break it. Doesnt matter if they were there first. Break it. The bird doesnt like to be encased in ice. The druid spirit beast cant switch to bear form to tank! You must break it! Ban'kin needs a break some time switch to Ban'feral.. or Ban'treant if he needs to heal.
Do: Freefall. Its fun. Really, no parachute is needed. Just scream "I believe I can fly" and really believe it! If you died. You just didnt believe enough.
Magria/Ankha:
Do NOT: Be naked. Seriously. My eyes they burn. You think cats that nice want to see you naked? No.. noone does infact not even that goblin on the corner. They are spirit beasts they dont want to go home with a naked person, put on some clothes. The more armor the better!
Deth'tilac:
Do NOT: Use pet sacrifices. Seriously! What hunters sacrifices there pet to make a rare go low in health. Its stupid. Just straight up kite, 3 million health will go down fast as long as you dont just use auto shot.
Do: Go straight up to her and hit tame. If that doesnt work, heres a better way. Use traps and kite around all while yelling insults at her! Each your momma joke is a instant deth strike. I personally enjoy
"your momma is ugly: when you looked at her you deth striked yourself!"
"your momma is so fat people mistook her as the eightlegged spire and started camping behind her for you."
Do this for about an hour.. it should work. If not she just may not like her momma that day.
Solix:
Do NOT: slow him. Hes speedy ganzolas. You cant slow.. speedy gonzales.
Do NOT: Tame him if he starts slowing down. He is weak now. But not weak enough gotta wait until he fully submits and turns over on his back. Oh and also.. its his health bar you have to watch not the energy bar, if he gets to low throw him coffee or candy. He will perk right back up!
Skitterflame:
Do: Hit the trap in the lava. Its a win-win he stays in his bath and you get him low enough in energy to tame! He'll be clean this way!
Anthriss:
DO: Run straight up and hit tame. Ignore the bones around her please, its a trap. She really doesnt kill anyone! Just the big yellow friendly spider.
Do NOT: Disengage into the big lava. You start swimming in it and everyone knows you cant swim in lava. You'll combust if you do. The lava will get into your veins and you'll die a horrific death.
Skarr/karkin:
Do: Use a trap, really it works just trap and tame!
Do: All bunch up together ping ponging tames. Do not question why the others died in the first place. Just hug each other and share the damage!
Do: Double jump off the rocks. If they cant reach you, you can tame! Also I hear singing I believe I can fly will help..
Kirix:
Do NOT: Use aspect of the nature. He just has gas. Deal with it.
Hmm well thats all I got for now. Cant think of anything else.. If you want to add something let me know
Figured its nice to have something up here other then griefing posts.. gotta find some humor in this patch