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OKAY GUYS WE NEED SOME CHANGES OVER HERE SO LISTEN UP

THESE ARE ALL THE NEW GUILD RULES

FOLLOW THEM OR DIE. THAT IS ALSO A NEW GUILD RULE

ANOTHER GUILD RULE IS TO READ THESE RULES

KAY

HERE WE GO

NEW TEMPLAR GUILD RULES (AS OF 04/01/2010)

- Due to Arialynn being an old fart, we have voted Toddles the Dictator as our new guild master. Heil, Toddles!

- In coordination with Toddles being the new guild dictator, bears must be skinned, beheaded, burned, be rid of, damned, and cast off the side of the Outlands... in that order.

- The Mug & Sandvich must be more family-friendly. It has been renamed Panera Bread, and now supports Wi-Fi connections.

- Due to general Templar dwarf misbehavior, all dwarves have been banned from Panera Bread (formerly known as the Mug & Sandvich).

- Since the Templars of the Rose shares a name origin with the historical Knights Templar, the Templars will now have a strict rule against drinking, smoking, gambling, swearing, going into Stormwind, breathing at certain times of the day, and talking to Kanta.

- Iced Green Tea is now being served in place of all ale at Panera Bread.

- Panera Bread now has a dresscode. All patrons must wear a dress. All staff must be naked. Chefs are permitted to wear an apron. Waitstaff is permitted to wear a tea cozy.

- Everyone will be required to wear a dress at all times. (Except Absolon, he must wear nothing at all, due to his numerous past offences with overalls and the lumberjack shirt.)

- All characters that do not obey the new dress code will be sent to TLC's What Not to Wear with Stacy and Clinton. They will also be burned at the steak at earliest convenience.

- The Officers have been feeling so unloved and unappreciated as of late that all members must spend at least five minutes praising and kneeling at the officers' feet everytime they log in. You will be able to find the officers /crying on the top of Blackrock Mountain. You must, in addition, bring a gnome for a sacrifice. And a cupcake.

- All guild members must run on all fours.

- All the gold and items in the guild bank will be donated to the Stormwind Guard and their hard work in governing and cleaning up all Stormwind crime.

- The following members -MUST- go under mandatory gender swaps: all Pledges, Throdin, Kanta, Koryander, Bill, Jaffar, Riathan, Jadvya and Keeyla, Kumei, Loituma, Aunne, and everyone else who was not mentioned except Throdin. He must do it twice.

- Rocks are now part of the Templar healthy diet. Eat rocks.

- The guild health care plan now has a new dentist, Dr. Zanzabar the Voodoo Master. Zul'jin has approved of this message, as trolls make the best dentists.

- Fil's School of Boom & Big Explosions is now open. You can find him and enroll in Ironforge. Please sign the waiver in the case that you lose all your fingers. Lost fingers are not covered by the Templar health plan. Only teeth. You may replace lost fingers with pulled teeth.

- Templars are now only permitted to fight with their fists. All weapons will be confiscated. Gnomes count as fists.

OKAY SO THERE

THOSE ARE THE RULES KAY

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