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Panda jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:47 pm
by Redith
Ok come on, someone had to start this thread. What do you think their jokes are going to be?
Im hoping for one of them to be "Everbody was kung-fu fighting...."
Re: Panda jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:10 pm
by Holgarr
"I don't see what the problem is - it's all black and white to me."
"Do I what in the woods? That's a rather personal question, don't you think?"
"I saw a man with a Pandaren tattoo the other day. He was so proud of it, I didn't have the heart to tell him it didn't say 'Strength and Wisdom' but rather 'Chicken with Orange Sauce'..."
"Good drink, good company, and good fighting - what could be better than this?"
Re: Panda jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:15 pm
by Tsuki
"They don't let me into resturants. They all have this crazy idea that I'm going to eat, shoot and leave. (bamboo shoots, leaves, etc)
Re: Panda jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:29 pm
by Makoes
I am not big boned, I am well muscled!
Better fat then forsaken!
Dwarves only wish they could drink like a pandarean!
Quick! Pass me a drink, I need to Tank!
Re: Panda jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:39 pm
by Azunara
"Them furbolgs have nothing on me."
*Shrugs.*
Re: Panda jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:10 pm
by cowmuflage
"why am I black and white? So I can hide in a oreo factory of corse!"
XD sorry.
Re: Panda jokes
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:39 pm
by Slapperfish
"I honestly don't know why everyone keeps calling me a 'blackjack'." (Jack Black/Kung-Fu Panda reference)
"When I was young, I was always told to 'trust my gut'. Two hundred pounds later, I don't regret that statement one bit."
Maybe they'll slip some "Wise Confucious" lines in the mix.
"Paladin who walk with arms, Lay on Hands."