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Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.............

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:08 pm
by AdamSavage
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Re: Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.........

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:27 pm
by Redith
...and just like that my thanksgiving feast is X rated

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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:19 pm
by Slapperfish
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Re: Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.........

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:25 pm
by SpiritBinder
Slapperfish wrote:You know you've had a bad Thanksgiving when the turkey breast is the only breast you've touched all year.
Unless it's a good Thanksgiving, because the turkey breast is the only breast you've had to touch all year...

Re: Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.........

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:08 pm
by Wain
Spiritbinder wrote:
Slapperfish wrote:You know you've had a bad Thanksgiving when the turkey breast is the only breast you've touched all year.
Unless it's a good Thanksgiving, because the turkey breast is the only breast you've had to touch all year...
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