My Twilight Vs Buffy sketch...
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 4:05 am
...that I cant do cause I dont know how to make those sort of flash vids...BUT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY!
I even have some joke exchanges I would use in it.
Spike(to Edward)- OH I know who you are, Buffy talked about you with the scoobies. Some sort of pixie she thinks. Harmless as a puppy not worth her time.
Edward-STOP THOSE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT BELLA!
Spike-Wait mate, can you read my mind?
Edward- I can hear your thoughts yes.
Spike-Ah...are you sure your not some sort of fairy
Edward-YES!
Spike-Im just asking cause some waitress visited here from Bon Temps, Louisiana and she could hear peoples thoughts and she WAS a fairy...so I just figured..reading minds...sparkling.....girlish figure....pixie ya know?
Edward-I will take you down!
Spike-Wait...Is that it? Thats you "Fanging out?" Show a little teeth and have your eyes turn the color or Marigolds? Thats weak. This is how ya do it (Fangs out) Hell yha, thats how its done. And hey I don't have to hear peoples thoughts to know your birds getting randy for me.
(Edward turns arround and sees Bella looking down, Biting her bottom lip while brushing the hair out of her face)
Edward-OH MY GOD! BELLA!?
I even have some joke exchanges I would use in it.
Spike(to Edward)- OH I know who you are, Buffy talked about you with the scoobies. Some sort of pixie she thinks. Harmless as a puppy not worth her time.
Edward-STOP THOSE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT BELLA!
Spike-Wait mate, can you read my mind?
Edward- I can hear your thoughts yes.
Spike-Ah...are you sure your not some sort of fairy
Edward-YES!
Spike-Im just asking cause some waitress visited here from Bon Temps, Louisiana and she could hear peoples thoughts and she WAS a fairy...so I just figured..reading minds...sparkling.....girlish figure....pixie ya know?
Edward-I will take you down!
Spike-Wait...Is that it? Thats you "Fanging out?" Show a little teeth and have your eyes turn the color or Marigolds? Thats weak. This is how ya do it (Fangs out) Hell yha, thats how its done. And hey I don't have to hear peoples thoughts to know your birds getting randy for me.
(Edward turns arround and sees Bella looking down, Biting her bottom lip while brushing the hair out of her face)
Edward-OH MY GOD! BELLA!?