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slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:28 pm
by Knee-Sniper
I am offended by the cannibal vendor at Darkmoon Fair! Rona Greentooth

SHE DOESNT SERVE BLOOD ELVES AS HAIR SHE SERVES THEM AS STEAK!

she should serve us as hair spaghetti!!! I am super offended that Blizzard is not taking our hair into recognition I think we should protest!!! FOR THE HAIR!

and make signs that say: "plse eat us as hair! not steak." yes.

OH AND ALSO I GOT MY STORE DRAGON MOUNT TODAY!!!

OMG its so sparkly and golden and big imma name it Celestia and ride it everywhere the only thing is I wish it was a flying pony instead of a dragon but the Celestial Steed is small and blue and not golden so thats sad but its still REALLY OMGGG SO NICE. And its SO CHEAP
only sad thing is I had to skip my nacho chips for today because of it :( BUT ITS WORTH IT PPL SO SKIP UR NACHOS!!!

btw
lol i ate a fish

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:40 pm
by Sukurachi
ummm, do you have an obsession with hair?

just asking, 'cuz, you know... ummm...

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:40 pm
by Lisaara
I'm seriously convinced you're trolling with the hair business. It was funny the first time....the 2nd time? Not so much. Eating hair is disgusting and can kill you.

This is what happens when you eat hair....

Stomach doesn't digest it.....

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:42 pm
by Knee-Sniper
Sukurachi wrote:ummm, do you have an obsession with hair?

just asking, 'cuz, you know... ummm...
no, I am just a belf
if I was another race I would be obsessed
but since Im a belf Im not weird Im normed.

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:43 pm
by Chimera
*hands some sedation pills*

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:44 pm
by Lisaara
Knee-Sniper wrote:
Sukurachi wrote:ummm, do you have an obsession with hair?

just asking, 'cuz, you know... ummm...
no, I am just a belf
if I was another race I would be obsessed
but since Im a belf Im not weird Im normed.
Blood elves aren't obsessed with hair.....

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:46 pm
by cowmuflage
Jessibelle wrote:I'm seriously convinced you're trolling with the hair business. It was funny the first time....the 2nd time? Not so much. Eating hair is disgusting and can kill you.

This is what happens when you eat hair....

Stomach doesn't digest it.....

Haha I had a 1 and a half kilo one of those taken out when I was 18. XD damn Obsessive-compulsive disorder! So never chew your hair people trust me I have the scar to prove it XD

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:47 pm
by Lisaara
cowmuflage wrote:
Jessibelle wrote:I'm seriously convinced you're trolling with the hair business. It was funny the first time....the 2nd time? Not so much. Eating hair is disgusting and can kill you.

This is what happens when you eat hair....

Stomach doesn't digest it.....

Haha I had a 1 and a hlaf kilo one of those taken out when I was 18. XD damn Obsessive-compulsive disorder! So never chew your hair people trust me I have the scar to prove it XD
I used to chew my hair but my parents got me to stop before it was out of control. But yeah...just don't. There was an episode of 1000 ways to die where someone had a giant hairball in their stomach that killed them.

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:50 pm
by cowmuflage
It does make quite the party story I tell ya :lol:

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:51 pm
by Chimera
I hate having hair in my mouth, i dont think ive ever chewed it purposely, if theres any sitting in my stomach, its probably from involuntary actions

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:52 pm
by cowmuflage
Xakaal wrote:I hate having hair in my mouth, i dont think ive ever chewed it purposely, if theres any sitting in my stomach, its probably from involuntary actions
My doctor said most of the time it will just pass through your system it's only when you do it heaps is when it builds up.

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:57 pm
by Chimera
Ahhhk ^^ *pats belly happily*

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:01 pm
by Lisaara
Yeah. You're safe froma few strands.

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:05 pm
by Sukurachi
which brings us back to Blood Elves.... and I play almost exclusively Blood Elves, and I can assure you that none of them are obsessed with their hair, nor are they interested in riding their hair, nor eating it, nor anything other than simply having it on the tops of their heads, mostly hidden by their hats.

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:06 pm
by Lisaara
Sukurachi wrote:which brings us back to Blood Elves.... and I play almost exclusively Blood Elves, and I can assure you that none of them are obsessed with their hair, nor are they interested in riding their hair, nor eating it, nor anything other than simply having it on the tops of their heads, mostly hidden by their hats.
Indeed. I mean it's one thing to take pride in your hair....but its another when you say they wanna eat/ride it.

Re: slap in the hair

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:20 pm
by Talaridan
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:33 pm
by Worba
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:38 pm
by Sukurachi
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:32 pm
by Lisaara
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:37 pm
by Smyelmdar
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