Mu the addle brained twit!
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:12 am
So...I hunted Bristlespine across the land, half way around the map, running back and forth seeking tracks, finding and then loosing them. Across vast territories and beyond, through Sha-touched infested lands and perils unmatched. Eventually I came to the end of the tracks and with a swift flare ahead there was Bristlespine ambling along. A hunters mark and some stealthing along to a safer location, I finally managed to tame this seemingly docile porcupine. I named him "Mu" after a little ground critter I occasionally stumbles across in FF7.
Shortly there after, I soon come to realize that his steady plodding along and docile attitude where merely a ruse. Deep down beneath his dark blue fur and stripped quills, lay a terror! For you see, this docile little creature was in reality a blood thirsty addle brained MONSTER!
Any time I sent him to attack something, he would happily rush in and rip the target asunder, but instead of being content there, he would rush off to the next closest thing he could sink his teeth into! And it did not end there! Oh no! He would keep doing this until I forcibly called him back, or dismissed him back to his stable! And several time he merely stood by me, watching as I fought off enemies, ignoring my orders to attack, and would instead stay perched upon what ever fence, rock or post he had deemed more important!
Oh you addle brained twit! What every shall I do with you?
So beware all ye who seek the "docile porcupine" ...He is not what he seems!
Shortly there after, I soon come to realize that his steady plodding along and docile attitude where merely a ruse. Deep down beneath his dark blue fur and stripped quills, lay a terror! For you see, this docile little creature was in reality a blood thirsty addle brained MONSTER!
Any time I sent him to attack something, he would happily rush in and rip the target asunder, but instead of being content there, he would rush off to the next closest thing he could sink his teeth into! And it did not end there! Oh no! He would keep doing this until I forcibly called him back, or dismissed him back to his stable! And several time he merely stood by me, watching as I fought off enemies, ignoring my orders to attack, and would instead stay perched upon what ever fence, rock or post he had deemed more important!
Oh you addle brained twit! What every shall I do with you?
So beware all ye who seek the "docile porcupine" ...He is not what he seems!