Jormy's Gone Blind! D: (WARNING: 5.3 Spoilers, IMG Heavy)

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Jormy's Gone Blind! D: (WARNING: 5.3 Spoilers, IMG Heavy)

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WARNING: What you are about to see may shock you and/or spoil crucial information about Patch 5.3. Viewer discretion is advised. You have been warned.










...With that out of the way, go on and feel free to read!



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So we all know how ol' Wrathion's going blind or whatever in 5.3, right?

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Well, on a surprisingly related note, I was logging into the PTR for the first time, and it turns out that Jormy's eyes are gone! And he's wearing a blindfold! :(

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Of course, Jormy appeared to be totally unaffected by his apparent lack of eyesight. No surprise there.



So, after 30 minutes of screwing around on the PTR, I began to suspect that this change had something to do with Wrathion. Being the curious devil that I am, I logged off the PTR for a bit and decided to look up the "temporary" blindfolded Wrathion model to see if-


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...OH GOD. IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

WRATHION GOT AN EYE TRANSPLANT, PEOPLE! HEAD FOR THE HILLS AND HIDE YOUR SHA-TOUCHED WEAPONS; WE HAVE A DERPIDEMIC ON OUR HANDS!!! O_O

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:lol: I should'nt have laughed so hard about that! >.< Thats HILARIOUS though!

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Bahahahaha! Jormy looks awesome with his new blindfold! ...Though I can't say the same about Mr. Herpaderp Wrathion there. LOL!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA That's awesome!!!!

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+15 internet!

Jormy looks like a freakin ninja now!
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Jourmy noooo!
Oh well, he's still best worm x3
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Blizzard is clearly sending us a message to stop with the googly eye "Please can I be tamed?" images.
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Myzou wrote:Blizzard is clearly sending us a message to stop with the googly eye "Please can I be tamed?" images.
Crabby gave me the sad eyes; that would only encourage it. :D

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My god, he's become a demon hunter! Jormy is playtesting the next hero class.
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Wain wrote:My god, he's become a demon hunter! Jormy is playtesting the next hero class.
And what's Wrathion doing, playtesting dragon worms? :lol:

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Kalliope wrote:
Wain wrote:My god, he's become a demon hunter! Jormy is playtesting the next hero class.
And what's Wrathion doing, playtesting dragon worms? :lol:
Noah might kill me for revealing this, but 5.3 follows Wrathion as he traces the footsteps of his father back to Deepholm. A crucial plot point is when he accidentally walks in on Therazane in the shower. This is how he looks in 5.4.
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Wain wrote:
Kalliope wrote:
Wain wrote:My god, he's become a demon hunter! Jormy is playtesting the next hero class.
And what's Wrathion doing, playtesting dragon worms? :lol:
Noah might kill me for revealing this, but 5.3 follows Wrathion as he traces the footsteps of his father back to Deepholm. A crucial plot point is when he accidentally walks in on Therazane in the shower. This is how he looks in 5.4.

That reminds me of this: http://sarakleeyo.webcomic.ws/comics/41

If you havn't read this comic before your in for a treat but you should start from the very first one to see just how epic it is.
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Wain wrote:Noah might kill me for revealing this, but 5.3 follows Wrathion as he traces the footsteps of his father back to Deepholm. A crucial plot point is when he accidentally walks in on Therazane in the shower. This is how he looks in 5.4.
.....great, now I need a blindfold! :lol:

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Jormy, noooooo~!!
Now you're just too awesome! You'll make the world collapse with all that concentrated awesomeness!
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Slapperfish wrote: Of course, Jormy appeared to be totally unaffected by his apparent lack of eyesight. No surprise there.
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Oh my... You guys just made me laugh so hard. And Wain just put the cherry on top with Therazane....

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So I just logged back onto the PTR again, and it turns out Jormy's back to normal! That is, if Jormy counts as "normal". :P

Happy Aprilsday, everyones. :3

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Slapperfish wrote:So I just logged back onto the PTR again, and it turns out Jormy's back to normal! That is, if Jormy counts as "normal". :P

Happy Aprilsday, everyones. :3

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Oh phew, it was just a prank. I was worried there. You would be at a loss without a pet that can look to the right and the left at the same time.
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Royi wrote:
Slapperfish wrote:So I just logged back onto the PTR again, and it turns out Jormy's back to normal! That is, if Jormy counts as "normal". :P

Happy Aprilsday, everyones. :3

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Oh phew, it was just a prank. I was worried there. You would be at a loss without a pet that can look to the right and the left at the same time.
My day has been made. Nothing can top this thread, i can go back to sleep now. :lol:

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