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Im a geek so i thought some funny totally stupid joke thread would be fun.

Here i start off

* Did you hear about the diver who was fired because he was to shallow?


*Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

*Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

*I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
Sign outside a plastic surgeons office: "Come on in and pick your nose"
Ad for an auto repair shop: "Let us work on your car just one time and you'll never go anywhere else again"

I found this somewhere and found it rather amusing. Or I'm easily amused...most likely that.

A drunk man walks into a bar. Ouch.

hehe im eazly entertained too Kayro i think its sooo funny that i can giggle for quite some time reading/listening to a joke like that..


more silly stuff


* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

* What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

*Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck!

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?
Because all they ever said was Bach bach bach!

A peanut walks into a bar looking quite beaten up.
He claims he was a salted.

What happens when frog parks illegal?
They get toad..

Courtesy my old guild leader, who kept inflicting it on us while waiting for the last raid members to rock up (we got pretty good at showing up on time!):

Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

Whenever my late father saw a movie, if we asked him "what was it about?" he'd respond with "about 2 hours".

and somehow, we never got tired of hearing him repeat that tired old joke.

My late grandpa told me one that had me laughing for a good while:

"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!" Bahaha! I miss him.....

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

My Grandad used to tell me this one!

Have you heard about the old, empty barn that no-one dares enter?
It was empty.

A joke I made yesterday that I am stupidly amused/proud of ^^;

A co-worker was wearing a watch and was saying that she had to keep hammering the peg back into the band. I replied with "it's Hammer time!"

one of my daily comic had this silly thing in it.. i laughed alot



http://zfcomics.com/