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Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:47 pm
by K3K5
Hey guys its my first time posting here :)

I reroled a hunter and im currently leveling him and i like to give my pets stupid names or pun names

for example my spider is called "ClausWeber" (weber is german for webbing)

do you have any suggestions or have you seen any hunters giving theyr pets simmilar names?

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:12 pm
by Makoes
Cats (or wolves) named "Fido"
Pig's named "Bacon"
Cracker (or Polly) the parrot
Sam the tucan
Spider named "Phobia"

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:59 am
by Novikova
Pun names are usually great. There's some pretty bad ones like pussysmasher or anything involving raep or whatever. I would classify those as stupid and obnoxious.

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:56 am
by Wain
I've seen some brilliant ones. But I'm afraid I can never actually remember them sorry. I'm the same way with jokes :p

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:08 am
by Wain
Oh! I have a yellow direhorn named GoldieHorn. I guess that counts, and probably makes me look old.

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:37 am
by Bowno
I used to have the pink Plainstrider way back in the day. Named him LittlePecker.
But around the end of BC I worried that his name would get me in trouble so I got rid of him xP

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:40 am
by cowmuflage
I dunno pun names are great.

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:24 am
by Boven
Wain wrote:Oh! I have a yellow devilsaur named GoldieHorn. I guess that counts, and probably makes me look old.
I've one named Grumpy, though your devilsaur's name has mine beat by a few years.

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:34 pm
by Kalhoun
I think my favorite silly name for a Hunter pet is "Frankenswine" for the undead pigs.

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:13 pm
by Wain
Boven wrote:
Wain wrote:Oh! I have a yellow devilsaur named GoldieHorn. I guess that counts, and probably makes me look old.
I've one named Grumpy, though your devilsaur's name has mine beat by a few years.
Er oops. I fixed my post. She's a direhorn, not a devilsaur. The pun doesn't really work otherwise. :/

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:34 pm
by BombyxAndDaLoque
I named my Chimera "Chima"
Seems pretty stupid

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:38 pm
by Aleu
I remember taming that pink plainstrider in Mulgore a few years back... I named him Pinkenstein.

Also, my love Deth'thalic is named GrapeSoda for whatever reason.

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:58 pm
by Castile
My fel piggy is called "Hellpork" and I used to have a pink plainstrider called "Champagne" until the french went all mental.

My husband has a green spider called "GreenMachine" after danny green the boxer.

We also have matching wolves called "Romulus" and "Remus" - two lions as well called "ghost" (white lion) and "Darkness" (humar black model) after the film "the ghost and the darkness".

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:09 pm
by PrimalTazza
I personally like taming a pink pet and naming it "Floyd."

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:22 pm
by Novikova
I named my pink birds that. >_>

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 12:37 am
by Kayb
I had a mulgore boar once named Baconbuns

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 11:28 am
by Boven
I spotted a hunter at the Darkmoon Faire last week who had a bear named SnarlsDarwin. I dunno why, but at the time I found that rather funny.

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 1:06 pm
by Sukurachi
Not a hunter pet, but...
one of my favourite battlepets, which I like to have as a constant companion, is the electric beaver (Thundertail Flapper).
I named mine (very few of my battlepets are named).

I called him Justin.

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:00 pm
by Rhapture
I used to have a snake named Hissyfit and a pig named Sausage. There may have been others, but the names are not coming to me right now.

Re: Really Stupid Pet Names

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:22 pm
by Neleyah
My friend and I were joking around a few days ago because we were cleaning our stables a bit and came up with the glorious idea of naming a dog "Pulldog". I'm kind of tempted to do this and run a few instances with this dog, pulling some trash mobs just for fun. Bad me, very very bad me! ;p

Also I am to blame for some very poor names for the pets of said friend and also the pets of just another friend.
Speaking of a Hexapos names "Sushi" because it was the first thing that came to my mind. White fish meat...yeah.
Another example are the boars in same friends stable. Almost all are named after some meat or something you need to cook/grill. Honeyham and HoneyhamJr, the Thistle Boars...Herbs the Diresnout Felboar, Brikett (German for briquette) who once had been known as Coldtusk.
Oh and don't forget "GrillEs" (in English it would have been "GrillIt") the Iron Horde Wolf. Because you need something to grill all these meat, right? *cough* Needless to say her hunter is a male Worgen...

Just don't let me name your pets when you have no idea, I can guarantee you it will be something to eat most of the time. xD But my own stables are kind of unfunny, I don't know why...