Page 1 of 2
whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:25 pm
by Zangor
so i give up......what are these bots that i see listed in the online members segment
are they people spying on us? i feel kinda scared can someone explain.
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:28 pm
by Vephriel
Bots are a normal occurrence on forums. I believe those types are just here to gather information to cache so that we show up in Google searches and such.
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:29 pm
by Ryno
Google is run by robots!! I KNEW IT!!!
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:31 pm
by Emowin
AHHHHHH AHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAHHHH!!!!! EEEEEEKKKKK!! *Runs from said robots.*
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:32 pm
by Zangor
NO IT CANT BE TURE IT CANT BE TR-*robot chokes zangor*
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:33 pm
by Ryno
Zangor wrote:NO IT CANT BE TURE IT CANT BE TR-*robot chokes zangor*
OMG THEY GOT ZANG!!
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:34 pm
by Zangor
*spirit appears* yea....turns out yahoo is run by robots too.....whats next bing being run by robots?
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:05 pm
by Emowin
I...I....dont want to think about it. It hurts to much to think about it.
OUCH
Dang I thought about it.
OUCH OUCH
There I go thinking about it again...
OUCH
Dang I'm scrued.
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:13 pm
by Saturo
Phew, thank the GMs my own search engine isn't run by robots!
*Warning, search engine may explode upon use.*
A glued on sticker underneath:
*Please disregard the above sticker.*
Hey! I got an idea! Let's make Satiros dynamite powered nuclear search engine the official search engine of these forums!
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:57 pm
by Emowin
YAY!
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:01 pm
by Zangor
*floats in* yea i wouldnt if it explodes youll end up like me except you wont be killed by the googlebot 3000
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:03 pm
by Emowin
*pokes googlebot 3000 with a stick and runs*
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:40 pm
by Zangor
*googlebot activates and shoots long range heat seeking missles at emowin*
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:58 pm
by Emowin
AHHHHEEEEEEE!.....*dies*
*floats about*
Dang it me and my inability to listen to reason.
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:30 am
by Kalasha
Ladies and gentlemen of Petopia forum!
Do not be alarmed, the robots have arrived so they can give you all free stuff!
Do NOT turn your attention away from the screen!
That is NOT a robot forcing your door open!
You are NOT hearing the sound of a drill right behind you!
You are NOT experiencing agonizing pains as your frontal lobe is being hacked away!
Welome-to-botworks-employee-designation-0110100110101.
Go-farm-gold-for-Kalasha.
Destroy-all-who-oppose-us.
Transmission-ends.
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:22 pm
by Ryno
Ha! Luckily I had this aluminum foil hat on, the robots can't even find my brain now...
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 2:24 pm
by Saturo
*Sees Ryno*
Initiate parameter 15.
Loading ...
---------- 100%
Initiated.
WoW transfered to lower priority queue.
Intitiate directive 2.
KILL ALL LIVING THINGS!
System Error Message 14
Target is wearing tinfoil hat. Deploying self destruct system!
BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM!
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:49 pm
by Emowin
OMG *falls over laughing
Hmm weight can a ghost fall over laughing?
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:26 am
by Saturo
I'm pretty sure ghosts can't fall over laughing... But hey, whatever floats your way. Pun not intended. TOTALLY not intended!
Re: whats with the bots
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:28 am
by Gala
google=skynet
in other news, my real name is John Connor.