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Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating, Etc
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:46 pm
by Mania
If you feel the need for medical assistance ... err, please see a doctor.
If, however, you need someplace to faint, swoon, hyperventilate, explode, pass out, etc. after looking over all the recent pet changes in Cataclysm, please feel free to use one of our cots in this thread.
Edit: Now accepting patients who are waiting for the Shattering!
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:48 pm
by Raydex-of-the-dawn
Raydex has arrived! She's here to transmute rocks into fainting couches <3 She's unable to faint, because she's still convinced it's all a dream.
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:48 pm
by Rawr
Hey Mania can I hold onto the Defibrillator, looking at all the new posts we may need it

Fainting couch
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:51 pm
by Teigan
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:51 pm
by Teigan

And here I just installed a fainting couch on the forum!
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:56 pm
by Vephriel
*flops down on a cot and starts giggling insanely about purple crocolisks*

Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:59 pm
by Eldanalune
*Drool seeps from side of mouth as he starts cackling madly like The Joker seeing all the new pet additions on the forum. Bounces off all eight walls.*
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:04 pm
by Ade
Hmmmm, maybe a few straight jacket's as well

Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:05 pm
by Ikutai
*hugs a new Tiger-skinned Shango and giggles uncontrollably*
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:08 pm
by Vephriel
Ade wrote:Hmmmm, maybe a few straight jacket's as well
>.>
<.<
*nod*
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:10 pm
by Jangalian
Zoooooooooooooomg!!!!!!!
*gathers a huge pile of all tameable everywhere in plushie form (except spiders) and flops into like a ball pit*
I shall donate these plushes to the thread!
Veph, there's a pile over there of plushie spiders. I can't...I just can't.. *shudders*
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:11 pm
by Moonlost
Any chance for some sedatives? I've been bouncing up and down in my chair nonstop after seeing Wain tame Chromaggus. XD
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:13 pm
by Ade
I may have a tranquilizer gun somewhere..........
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:13 pm
by Vephriel
Jangalian wrote:Veph, there's a pile over there of plushie spiders. I can't...I just can't.. *shudders*
8D
*cannonballs into pile of spider plushies* Weeeeeeeeeeee! ^_____^
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:16 pm
by Ade
Vephriel wrote:Jangalian wrote:Veph, there's a pile over there of plushie spiders. I can't...I just can't.. *shudders*
8D
*cannonballs into pile of spider plushies* Weeeeeeeeeeee! ^_____^
*mutters*
who's gonna have to clean those up?? me that's who....*mutters*
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:17 pm
by Kamalia
*giggles manically in a corner while leafing through photographs of all the new pets*
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:19 pm
by Ana
SO Many riding model cats... gaps for air. .then faints on the sofa.. I love, adore, more love the new cat models.. i am totally changing tÄrnfalks pet grid.. i :LOVE cats

Re: Fainting couch
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:19 pm
by SgtMakkie
Teigan wrote:This seemed necessary, given the new tameables. Also, a handy drool bucket and box of tissues.
You found meh Bucket!
Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:21 pm
by Moonlost
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!
*Gets shot*
EDIT: Joke was lame. Repaced with a better one... that is still lame.

Re: Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating,
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:22 pm
by Lisaara
So....many....new....pets.....