TO BODLY GO [a story of a girl][Image heavy]
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 7:15 am
Ok a story of a dwarf. Who wanted a core hound.
I've been abusing my insomnia via power leveling Harp and getting her to lv 69. Via BG's as screw her pacifistic nature. DEATHWING SHATTERED IT. So I decided, I must have Exotics.
I must have Exotics to make up for all the torment I had being denied using Eudialyte, Alexandrite and a worm that I am going to trade in possibly for a purple/pink one.
But none fit my fancy. That is, NONE EXCEPT THE RED CORE HOUNDS. Which I wanted. Since. Day. One. Of. Harp's. Birth.
AND THUS THE EPIC SOLOING OF UBRS BEGAN. With 1 wipe, 3 near wipes and Rend turning out to be the biggest god damn pansy of the whole place....
HARP MADE IT.
Thusly, Harp quickly dismissed her near useless worm. It was getting to be more of a hassle than anything anyways at the moment...
Harp taunted the beast out!
The first try had him punt her onto bones; a bit dazed and confused, Harp carried on! Only to fail a few seconds from success as the beast roared, thrashing about and denying the bonds she attempted to show the creature she wanted.
And punted Harp again. And it hurt- the dwarf knew something was broken, or atleast sprained but she valiantly fiegned death; the Beast while confused at the sudden death of his prey, snorted before quickly returning to his lair.
Harp waited, and waited, before slowly picking herself up, mending herself with some potions and bandages. Soothing the burns she was already showing. But she would not be detered!
She tried, a second time!
The Beast roared savagely; punting Harp across the room not once, but twice! And upwards on the last time, hefting her onto a ledge! There he left her for dead, as surely the annoying thing was dead, right?
Not so- Harp had quickly put on her best act and played dead. Once more she slowly mended herself, wishing for a priest for a moment- then climbed down from the ledge and eyed the Beast's lair. And plotted. And thought.
And finally...
Tricking the beast into a corner...
He was hers! After one last spout of flame and a knock into the air!
I've been abusing my insomnia via power leveling Harp and getting her to lv 69. Via BG's as screw her pacifistic nature. DEATHWING SHATTERED IT. So I decided, I must have Exotics.
I must have Exotics to make up for all the torment I had being denied using Eudialyte, Alexandrite and a worm that I am going to trade in possibly for a purple/pink one.
But none fit my fancy. That is, NONE EXCEPT THE RED CORE HOUNDS. Which I wanted. Since. Day. One. Of. Harp's. Birth.
AND THUS THE EPIC SOLOING OF UBRS BEGAN. With 1 wipe, 3 near wipes and Rend turning out to be the biggest god damn pansy of the whole place....
HARP MADE IT.
Thusly, Harp quickly dismissed her near useless worm. It was getting to be more of a hassle than anything anyways at the moment...
Harp taunted the beast out!
The first try had him punt her onto bones; a bit dazed and confused, Harp carried on! Only to fail a few seconds from success as the beast roared, thrashing about and denying the bonds she attempted to show the creature she wanted.
And punted Harp again. And it hurt- the dwarf knew something was broken, or atleast sprained but she valiantly fiegned death; the Beast while confused at the sudden death of his prey, snorted before quickly returning to his lair.
Harp waited, and waited, before slowly picking herself up, mending herself with some potions and bandages. Soothing the burns she was already showing. But she would not be detered!
She tried, a second time!
The Beast roared savagely; punting Harp across the room not once, but twice! And upwards on the last time, hefting her onto a ledge! There he left her for dead, as surely the annoying thing was dead, right?
Not so- Harp had quickly put on her best act and played dead. Once more she slowly mended herself, wishing for a priest for a moment- then climbed down from the ledge and eyed the Beast's lair. And plotted. And thought.
And finally...
Tricking the beast into a corner...
He was hers! After one last spout of flame and a knock into the air!
Good job.