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You also forget one important thing, Bluddy.

*whistles.*

*summons army of blue dragons.*

*sends them after Bluddy.*

*bribes the blue dragonflight... hey if the greens can be corrupted. ATTACK AZUNARA!!!!

My blues refuse to try. They've been with me through too much. They know me as a capable commander, and despite our loses, I've always managed to rally their spirits. However, I continue trying to stab you. Eventually it'll work. Probably.

bu..bu..BUT MY BRIBE!!! GIVE IT BACK YOU COWARDOUS DRAGONS!!!!!! I WANT TO BUY THE HOG WITH It!!!!n snif
*notices some tremendous pain in my stumic. IT CAN'T BE IT'S UNFAIR!!!!! MY BRIBE AND NOW MY LIFE!!!! I REFUSE TO GIVE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! *explosion of hatred....and bluddy is gone..somewhere.

Iceblock to protect the blast, and dismiss the army for now. We seem safeish.

"So, uh. Saturo. Do you want Frostmourne back? Just...don't stab me with it, please..."

YESYESYES!
*Grab sword*
*Teleport to Icecrown Citadel!*

*is crying far far away.

*Is glad she wasn't stabbed to death. For once.*

*goes off to recuperate and plan her next move of attack.*

*saps* Saturo
*disarm*
*blinds*
runs bye bye

*Scourge devours Makkie*
*A ghoul returns the sword to me*

*Vanishes into the nether* a deep cackling laugh is all you hear..…!

*starts creating an icc 25 pug raid.
*whispers sgt u in?

Really guys, really?
and btw, how the hell does a cat pickpocket someone?
Just wondering.

...Uh...Don't question the laws of WoW. It's the same way Saturo became Lich King. It involved a lot of stabbing, we can assume. Yes. Stabbing.

I guess that makes sense...

Azunara wrote:...Uh...Don't question the laws of WoW. It's the same way Saturo became Lich King. It involved a lot of stabbing, we can assume. Yes. Stabbing.

Not just stabbing tough. Sometimes I had to blow stuff up too. Oh, and can't forget the Necromancy!!

Eh, necromancy can easily be replaced with rezzing, then stabbing, then rezzing until they decide to obey my orders. Takes more energy, but a lot more satisfying. And they don't drop limbs all over.

As for explosives, well...Alchemy is a pretty dangerous profession.

Melting yourself with acids isn't quite the same thing as blowing stuff up with nuclear weapons, tough.

Not unless you fling those bottles of acid at people. THAT can be amusing, watching them melt.

Azunara wrote:Not unless you fling those bottles of acid at people. THAT can be amusing, watching them melt.

I should be an alchemist