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I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:48 pm
by Ryai
No. Seriously. Deathwing is stalking me.
Deathwing is everywhere.
I afk in southern barrens while typing something. I hear SCREEEEEEEEEE. ROAAAAR. I tab back.
You are Dead.
*shakes fist at Deathwing*
First Yasindra, then Anetta. Then Rosalyn and now little Apricot!
I blame this on Tyger. I was replying to yooouuuu. Yooouuuu did this to meeee.
Was to shocked to get a picture of Deathwing, so here is his aftermath.

Re: I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:15 pm
by heyitskat
BUHAHAHA
I know exactly how you feel. all day long i have guild members talking about never seeing deathwing for their achievement. and everytime i go afk or log on ... i get burned to bits.... I believe you....
he is stalking me also.
Re: I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:19 pm
by TygerDarkstorm
Wish I had that much luck getting the ach on all my alts.

Re: I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:22 pm
by Azunara
Dear Deathwing,
You may not know me, but I know you. My name is Azunara. I'm a lowly 85 night elf druid on Cenarion Circle. You can also see my as Ravynira the human lock. Now, I've come to tell you that I want to die. I want to be burned by your beautiful, cleansing fire. But you refuse me. So here's the deal. Until you roast me, I will stalk you. You will never be safe. I will FIND you, and when I do, I will inflict pain and misery upon you until you scorch me.
Mmkay? Sound fair? I'm waiting.
-Azu
(P.S. You think I'm joking. Just wait.)
Re: I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:38 pm
by Vephriel
Haha, when I read the topic title I thought of the stalker proto drake near Skoll's spawn point. x)
Re: I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:01 am
by Ryai
Vephriel wrote:Haha, when I read the topic title I thought of the stalker proto drake near Skoll's spawn point. x)
Nothing wrong with that.
Cause it's really Deathwing.
Azunara: It's because you want to be stalked that he doesn't stalk you .... though you could always dance naked in winterspring.
Re: I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:02 am
by TygerDarkstorm
I think Ryno should give Azu a lick of luck. ;P
Re: I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:04 am
by Azunara
TygerDarkstorm wrote:I think Ryno should give Azu a lick of luck. ;P
OH HELL NO.
As a non-believer of P.Dawg, I already get licked, blasted, killed, and blown apart plenty of times. I don't need more. D:
And maybe I could offer Deathwing a pony...
Re: I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:06 am
by Teigan
Stalker Drake is Deathwing's cousin. *nod*
I too am being stalked by Deathwing. Between Teigan and Grushdeva, he has killed me SEVEN times! It was decided late one night in guildchat that there is a reason for this. Kindly ignore any chronological discrepancies, as they detract from the story.
Grushdeva has the Vial of Sands...which turns her in to a drake. Deathwing had fallen head over tail in love with her, only to find out that she A) isn't actually a dragon and B) wouldn't be interested anyway. He reacted as an psychopathic, murderous dragon would: he broke the world and now stalks her in all her incarnations across it's shattered remains. When he is not stalking her, he is holed up in his raid, watching the Lifetime channel and crying into enormous cartons of Ben and Jerry's. Sometimes, he visits a local coffee shop and sits by himself in the corner writing bad poetry.
Re: I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:47 am
by Mozag
Re: I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.
Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:51 am
by Raydex-of-the-dawn
Well...I'm kind of a dragonstalker...and deathwing is kind of a stalker dragon...We're buds xP
He stalks Drassil but refuses to show his face to Raydex.