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Granted, but along with your cat being able to understand comes an insatiable lust for power and self awareness soon everyone is bowing to new Cat overlords.

I wish I had an idea for a wish :O

Granted, but all the exra stress causes you to die from a stress and moose-related heart attack.

I wish I had a funny hat.

granted, but it's a MOOSE HAT!
BA-DUM-TISH!

Wish I could fall asleep, like a normal person.

Granted, but you have Nightmares of Were-Moose...
I wish my Earphones weren't busted.

Granted your earphones aren't busted, they are fully intact, but inside a moose's stomach.


I wish I had an idea for something to do because I'm bored

granted, but your idea is to go rescue Gimlion's headphones.

I wish I had a new job.

Granted, You are now a moose population preserver. In the middle of Freezing Canada. With no coat.

I wish I understood what all this moose business is about.

You find out what the moose business is all about... but in exchange for this knowledge you are locked in a room.... WITH A MOOSE!



I wish my friends would get on facebook or something so that I can talk to them.

Granted. Except they have all been brainwashed by Moose soldiers!!!!

I wish I had a pizza.

Congrats you have a pizza, but it's toppings are all made of moose.

I wish for an epic massage for the back of my neck D:

Granted, but MOOOOOOSE.

I wish to know if I be doing it right.

Granted, You are doing it ri-- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Moose moose moose. Moose moose moose moose moose. (Translated into) I wish I could speak another language besides moose. This really blows.)

Yay! Congratulations on learning how only to speak ancient Mayan. Whoot for you.

I wish for cookie dough.

Your wish is granted! You get cookie dough, but it's the old package of cookie dough that rolled under the stove 3 years ago.

I wish I could dance ;_;

Granted, but it hurts unbelievably to do so.

I wish I could...have some pie. Yeah.

Granted...however, it's a salt pie.

I wish that I had more money

Granted. I hope you like Monopoly money.

I wish I could beat these darned elite four... They're giving me quite the trouble.

Granted, you now have a level 100 moose pokemon.

I want to own a jetpack.

granted, but it explosed the moment you use it.

I wish pop wasnt so fizzy.