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Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:25 am
by Skyshot
Figured I would ask this question after someone posted in Hyjal general chat today that Terrorpene had spawned and to "Come get him while he's hot".
I couldn't decide whether to laugh or shake my head so I settled for a bit of both. :lol:


What are some WoW related (or not) puns that you found bad or actually pretty funny when you heard them?
Maybe post some puns of your own?

Re: Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:31 am
by Slickrock
Well, I should spear you the details, but you axed for it...

Re: Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:52 am
by Victorelle
What your rare cat got stolen?

What a clawing situation...

Re: Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:16 pm
by sXe Angel
Posted by me in trade earlier after seeing someone try to sell a celestial steed for 10k; 'WTS slightly used hunter pet, currently lvl 83 worg, 50k, pst srs offers ONLY.'

Re: Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:18 pm
by Magnakilro
Here's a pun I made...

"The one flaw I find with Deepholm: Therazane....she's STONE ugly...."

Re: Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:25 pm
by Sukurachi
when people ask for "BS" in trade chat, I usually respond with "wait a few minutes, you'll get LOTS of 'BS' in trade chat".

Re: Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:26 pm
by Redith
Sukurachi wrote:when people ask for "BS" in trade chat, I usually respond with "wait a few minutes, you'll get LOTS of 'BS' in trade chat".
>< Oh thats good.lol

Re: Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:30 pm
by Redith
sXe Angel wrote:Posted by me in trade earlier after seeing someone try to sell a celestial steed for 10k
Now I gotta ask...Was he being a smart ass, or did he SERIOUSLY think he could sell it lmao. I could see it now.


"OMG, I get a new horse on every character I own! All I gotta do is roll 100 alts, and sell each horse for 10K, and I'LL BE RICH!"

Re: Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:53 am
by Sukurachi
Redith wrote:
Sukurachi wrote:when people ask for "BS" in trade chat, I usually respond with "wait a few minutes, you'll get LOTS of 'BS' in trade chat".
>< Oh thats good.lol
/bow
thank-you

my other favourite is when /trade chat is too quiet I just burst out with:

"Rouges are overpowdered".

And you would NOT believe the amount of people who chime in about which class is overpowered in their opinion... never catching the intentional misspelling.

It's kind of like walking into a Star Trek convention and yelling: "Star Wars rules!".

Re: Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:55 am
by MeAjur
The best one I ever pulled off was way back in TBC.

"wts [Neighbor's Barking Dog] 1c. motion triggered. frequently tested. guarenteed to last for hours."

Re: Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:55 pm
by sXe Angel
Redith wrote:
sXe Angel wrote:Posted by me in trade earlier after seeing someone try to sell a celestial steed for 10k
Now I gotta ask...Was he being a smart ass, or did he SERIOUSLY think he could sell it lmao. I could see it now.


"OMG, I get a new horse on every character I own! All I gotta do is roll 100 alts, and sell each horse for 10K, and I'LL BE RICH!"
Well it was a DK, most likely some new kiddo playing on an elder sibling/parent's account over the holidays as he was only lvl 58.