Worst/best puns you've heard in game?

[Skyshot]

Figured I would ask this question after someone posted in Hyjal general chat today that Terrorpene had spawned and to "Come get him while he's hot".
I couldn't decide whether to laugh or shake my head so I settled for a bit of both.


What are some WoW related (or not) puns that you found bad or actually pretty funny when you heard them?
Maybe post some puns of your own?

[Slickrock]

Well, I should spear you the details, but you axed for it...

[Victorelle]

What your rare cat got stolen?

What a clawing situation...

[sXe Angel]

Posted by me in trade earlier after seeing someone try to sell a celestial steed for 10k; 'WTS slightly used hunter pet, currently lvl 83 worg, 50k, pst srs offers ONLY.'

[Magnakilro]

Here's a pun I made...

"The one flaw I find with Deepholm: Therazane....she's STONE ugly...."

[Sukurachi]

when people ask for "BS" in trade chat, I usually respond with "wait a few minutes, you'll get LOTS of 'BS' in trade chat".

[Redith]

when people ask for "BS" in trade chat, I usually respond with "wait a few minutes, you'll get LOTS of 'BS' in trade chat".

>< Oh thats good.lol

[Redith]

Posted by me in trade earlier after seeing someone try to sell a celestial steed for 10k

Now I gotta ask...Was he being a smart ass, or did he SERIOUSLY think he could sell it lmao. I could see it now.


"OMG, I get a new horse on every character I own! All I gotta do is roll 100 alts, and sell each horse for 10K, and I'LL BE RICH!"

[Sukurachi]

when people ask for "BS" in trade chat, I usually respond with "wait a few minutes, you'll get LOTS of 'BS' in trade chat".

>< Oh thats good.lol

/bow
thank-you

my other favourite is when /trade chat is too quiet I just burst out with:

"Rouges are overpowdered".

And you would NOT believe the amount of people who chime in about which class is overpowered in their opinion... never catching the intentional misspelling.

It's kind of like walking into a Star Trek convention and yelling: "Star Wars rules!".

[MeAjur]

The best one I ever pulled off was way back in TBC.

"wts [Neighbor's Barking Dog] 1c. motion triggered. frequently tested. guarenteed to last for hours."

[sXe Angel]

Posted by me in trade earlier after seeing someone try to sell a celestial steed for 10k

Now I gotta ask...Was he being a smart ass, or did he SERIOUSLY think he could sell it lmao. I could see it now.


"OMG, I get a new horse on every character I own! All I gotta do is roll 100 alts, and sell each horse for 10K, and I'LL BE RICH!"

Well it was a DK, most likely some new kiddo playing on an elder sibling/parent's account over the holidays as he was only lvl 58.