I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.

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I have a stalker- And he is a dragon.

Unread post by Ryai » Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:48 pm

No. Seriously. Deathwing is stalking me.

Deathwing is everywhere.

I afk in southern barrens while typing something. I hear SCREEEEEEEEEE. ROAAAAR. I tab back.

You are Dead.

*shakes fist at Deathwing*

First Yasindra, then Anetta. Then Rosalyn and now little Apricot!

I blame this on Tyger. I was replying to yooouuuu. Yooouuuu did this to meeee.

Was to shocked to get a picture of Deathwing, so here is his aftermath.

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Unread post by heyitskat » Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:15 pm

BUHAHAHA

I know exactly how you feel. all day long i have guild members talking about never seeing deathwing for their achievement. and everytime i go afk or log on ... i get burned to bits.... I believe you....

he is stalking me also.
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Unread post by TygerDarkstorm » Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:19 pm

Wish I had that much luck getting the ach on all my alts. :lol:

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Unread post by Azunara » Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:22 pm

Dear Deathwing,

You may not know me, but I know you. My name is Azunara. I'm a lowly 85 night elf druid on Cenarion Circle. You can also see my as Ravynira the human lock. Now, I've come to tell you that I want to die. I want to be burned by your beautiful, cleansing fire. But you refuse me. So here's the deal. Until you roast me, I will stalk you. You will never be safe. I will FIND you, and when I do, I will inflict pain and misery upon you until you scorch me.

Mmkay? Sound fair? I'm waiting.

-Azu

(P.S. You think I'm joking. Just wait.)

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Unread post by Vephriel » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:38 pm

Haha, when I read the topic title I thought of the stalker proto drake near Skoll's spawn point. x)

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Unread post by Ryai » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:01 am

Vephriel wrote:Haha, when I read the topic title I thought of the stalker proto drake near Skoll's spawn point. x)
Nothing wrong with that.

Cause it's really Deathwing.

Azunara: It's because you want to be stalked that he doesn't stalk you .... though you could always dance naked in winterspring.

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Unread post by TygerDarkstorm » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:02 am

I think Ryno should give Azu a lick of luck. ;P

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Unread post by Azunara » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:04 am

TygerDarkstorm wrote:I think Ryno should give Azu a lick of luck. ;P

OH HELL NO.

As a non-believer of P.Dawg, I already get licked, blasted, killed, and blown apart plenty of times. I don't need more. D:

And maybe I could offer Deathwing a pony...

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Unread post by Teigan » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:06 am

Stalker Drake is Deathwing's cousin. *nod*

I too am being stalked by Deathwing. Between Teigan and Grushdeva, he has killed me SEVEN times! It was decided late one night in guildchat that there is a reason for this. Kindly ignore any chronological discrepancies, as they detract from the story.
Grushdeva has the Vial of Sands...which turns her in to a drake. Deathwing had fallen head over tail in love with her, only to find out that she A) isn't actually a dragon and B) wouldn't be interested anyway. He reacted as an psychopathic, murderous dragon would: he broke the world and now stalks her in all her incarnations across it's shattered remains. When he is not stalking her, he is holed up in his raid, watching the Lifetime channel and crying into enormous cartons of Ben and Jerry's. Sometimes, he visits a local coffee shop and sits by himself in the corner writing bad poetry.

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Unread post by Mozag » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:47 am

Teigan wrote: When he is not stalking her, he is holed up in his raid, watching the Lifetime channel and crying into enormous cartons of Ben and Jerry's. Sometimes, he visits a local coffee shop and sits by himself in the corner writing bad poetry.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I couldn't stop laughing. :lol:

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Unread post by Raydex-of-the-dawn » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:51 am

Well...I'm kind of a dragonstalker...and deathwing is kind of a stalker dragon...We're buds xP

He stalks Drassil but refuses to show his face to Raydex.

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