The Off Topic Topic

[Saturo]

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science.
We do what we must.
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. Fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking.
When there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE.
Still alive.

[rubybeam]

friggen kerons alien frogs are going to invade pekopon earth.

[Saturo]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD!

[tramani]

hello there children

[Chrizesu]

I bet you can't find my realID!

(actually it's easy, so anyone who does gets a cookie if they don't blurt it out)

[rubybeam]

hurrrrr

[Saturo]

Android hell is a real place.
Bonuspoints if you get the reference.

[rubybeam]

brain melt

[Saturo]

Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W missile!

[rubybeam]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcQz4JSXVho

[Saturo]

(That was obnoxiously loud music)

"Needa buy more booze first. 'S my last bottle."

[rubybeam]

(oh yes. all the better to rave with if you want i can link nightmareish video's)


bows with wings that are also pig hybrids

[Saturo]

(Not my kind of music.)

Code:
Safe.
Not.
Mabbe'.

[rubybeam]

(it took me a long time to find a video to give you nightmare's but then decideding not to link it because it looked as if, it was influenced by ryno's licks)

to rave is to dream

[Azunara]

*snoring.*

Huhwha? Oh, carry on. Too...tired...to care...

[rubybeam]

druids with a mallet

[GethlarNomudac]

herpaderbaderp

[Saturo]

Batteries ought to be lighter, smaller and last indefinately.

[GethlarNomudac]

IM CHARGIN MAH LAZARZ!!!

[Azunara]

Watch as your pathetic magic betraaaaaaaays yoooou....

Cookie if you guess who.