Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating, Etc

Unread post by **Sochi** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:55 pm

A white warpstalker shuffles in, clearly unhappy with the blood elf on his back, holding onto his spines. He ambles up to the nurse's desk where he dumps his mistress. Raising up on his hind legs and placing his forelegs on the desk, he hisses for attention and gets distracted by an apple...

Hydras tamable? dare we hope?

......

Please?

Unread post by **rubybeam** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:11 am

is that what I think it is...

is that a tamable hydra *spazz flail/heart attack*
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*continoues on for at least 10 pages*

*faints from hydra overload*

Unread post by **Vephriel** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:17 am

*huggles Chitter the tarantula* I can't believe there's going to be a mob in WoW that I've named. xD

Weeeeee spiders! <3

*flails*

Unread post by **Lupis** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:23 am

Those new Saber Cats.
I LOVE YOU BLIZZARD.

YouTube Edition · Unread post by **Kalliope** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:24 am

*cries* I can't believe Chitter is officially real now!

My obsession with Chatter turned into this....and that was all because of Orpheus....

My brain just kinda....stopped working. I'm not sure there's a cure for that....

*babbles incoherently*

Unread post by **Siliverin** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:35 am

Oooooooommmmmmgggggg blue and white ice kitty nd hyyydraaasss oommmggg *rolls around on the floor babbling laughing like the joker* heh hydra haha kitty hahahahahahah

Unread post by **Lupis** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:35 am

I don't remember the entire story behind Chitter... If I could get a quick explanation, because it sounds like you two basically created him, which is awesome!

YouTube Edition · Unread post by **Kalliope** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:41 am

To quote Veph:

Vephriel wrote:There is a mysterious lone Greater Tarantula in the southern area of Redridge that for a long time we hoped was Chatter in disguise. It's such a random creature since there are no other brown tarantulas in the entire zone, and he's wandering around with the orcs. Kalli and I in particular held fast to our assumption that he was Chatter when the rare mob himself was MIA. Now that Chatter's back we dubbed the other one Chitter.

My obsession with Chatter hit a peak when he disappeared after the Shattering. That tarantula was my only hope he survived....until 4.0.3, when the real one turned up clear across the zone! The Greater Tarantula remained....until 4.1 when Noah turned him into Chitter for real.

<3<3<3<3 Noah so much, you have no idea... xD

Unread post by **Lupis** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:43 am

Oh! That's... Ridiculously awesome!

Unread post by **Azunara** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:00 am

*totally makes it her new life goal to have WoW name a mob after something she came up with. Just because.*

That said, I never really thought I'd be much of a patient, but...

Mooooonliiiight! They brought Rak'shiri back to normal. He's no longer that irksome black and white, but he's my beautiful, amazing teal again. I knew I shouldn't have gotten rid of him. I knew it was a good idea to hold on, and...they fixed him. They fixed my kitty. I can play my hunter again, normally, knowing THIS is the cat I travelled into Outlands with. THIS is the rare spawn I camped. THIS is the cat that foughts legions of undead by my side, never faltering.

*goes back to grinning quietly in a corner, pleased.* Moonie's home. Thanks, Noah and your co-workers. Thanks a million.

Unread post by **Samarachan** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:08 am

Ahem.

WHYYYYY BLIZZZZZZZZZZ YOU GIVE US MORE AND MORE KITTYS TO TAME I HAVE NO ROOM MANNNNNNNNNN...

I need NEED A NEW HUNTER but I cant bring myself to delete anymore chars ....Might xfer one? Maybemaybe.

Arrrrghhhhhhh I want them all damnit Q_Q T^T (and all other emotes)

The end.

Btw Petopia and Petopians, I LOVE YOU ALL. I swear. If this was a religion Petopia would be the bible and Mania a godess, Noah a god, and all mods and trainers would be apostoles.

I sware I'd convert. I'd be a proud Petopian.

Unread post by **Teigan** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:17 am

All hail P Dawg, for he has smiled his toothy rodent smile upon us this day!
Seriously, this freakin rocks! Chitter AND hydras????? *swoons*

Unread post by **Siliverin** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:17 pm

I neeed MOAR spots.. I NEEED MOAAAARR!! i need blue and white ice kitty, black saber kitty white saber kitty HYDRA

WHYAREYOUDOINGTHISTOMEBLIZZIHAZNOMOARROOMANDINEEDTHESEFORMYSTABLESCAUSEBAHHHH!!!!!

* falls on the floor twitching*

Unread post by **Falcon** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:19 pm

You guys probably expected this even after my explosion of glee in a certain thread yesterday. XD

Three Madexxes, one bronze, one blue, one black, all walk in, all carrying a babbling blood elf huntress between them, said huntress giggling insanely and jibbering a single name over and over again, which sounds like "Hawkbane..." while she's cuddling a white tiger plushie. The three Madexxes set her down and the bronze proceeds to search for a straight jacket.

*gets up when the scorpids aren't looking* Six and a half hours spawn timer.... I NEED TO STOCK UP ON CAMPING GEAR NOW! NO, I NEED THE TIME-LOST FIGURINE, SO I CAN PRETEND TO BE HIS FAVORITE FOOD! HEEEEEEREEEEEE HAWKY HAWKY KITTY KITTY~!!! *runs for the exit, only to smash full bore into the closed doors*

....Ow.

Fallout, Antares, and Sulik: *sweatdrop*

Unread post by **Saturo** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 7:21 pm

NO MORE IGNITE MUNCHING!
Mostly. <.<

Unread post by **Samarachan** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:19 pm

May I just post the following:

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GO ON, DON'T FAINT, I DARE YA.

Instant named it Ami, as in acute myocardial infarction, because holy gods.

Unread post by **Himeko** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:15 pm

IF hydras become tameable, I will be happy beyond anything. I made a huntress last year because I saw others with a hydra. Later on I found out that they were only obtainable before patch 3.0.8 which made me sad. I lost that account due to my ex and her hacker friend stealing my account and Blizz refusing to help me out. Made a new account and now I have my prized huntress which has now became my main. My old main is my Mage, which I haven't really used much since they made it to where levels above eighty cannot que for Wrath heroics. But so far out of all the classes I've played (which I've played all classes now with my new warrior counts as my final class I hadn't played till now) and my huntress is by far my favorite. I do love my Shammy and Druid, but my huntress is special to me. I don't care what people say about hunters not being useful in anything anymore come next patch, I will still find a way to make my huntress prove everyone else wrong. Hunters are not as broke as the qq's think. Changes happen, big deal. We just have to deal with it and make the best of it and make the class we love better for us. Hydras ftw!!! Blizz let us have them please!!! D=

Unread post by **Azunara** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:19 pm

*ducks in.*

You know what'd be funny? If hydras weren't tamable after all, Blizz just messed up and is now trying to get rid of the Hydralisk by breaking its abilities.

*ducks out before rabid hydra fans can maul her.*

(Yeah, my sense of humor is evil. So?

)

Unread post by **Himeko** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:09 am

Azunara wrote:*ducks in.*

You know what'd be funny? If hydras weren't tamable after all, Blizz just messed up and is now trying to get rid of the Hydralisk by breaking its abilities.

*ducks out before rabid hydra fans can maul her.*

(Yeah, my sense of humor is evil. So? )

Why would you say such a horrible thing?! D= Hydra fans, ATTACK!!!! D<

Unread post by **rubybeam** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:12 am

i-i-if blizzard does that *raises a sword* I'll smash every blizzard player in bloody little peices, burn the pieces into ashes, feed the ashes to a beast on most horrid imagining, kill the beast, turn it to ashes and put the ashes in a locked case and throw the case in lava, I'll also somehow find a way to curse the ghosts....I really REALLY want my hydra

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