My Cookie!

[GethlarNomudac]

cookie loves me.cookie appears in my hand.MAI COOKIE

[Azunara]

I whack you with earlier mentioned cookie throne. I take the cookie while you are knocked out and run, giggling like a maniac.

[GethlarNomudac]

in your maniacness you trip, and cookie falls into my unconcious hand

[Dragonpuff]

I pluck the cookie from your lax hand, and snuggle it.

My cookie!

[Mustafah]

With the power of mind i send the cookie to me. when you come to take it, i eat the cookie.

My Cookie!!

P.S MUHAHAHAHA

[Saturo]

I punch you, and you spit the cookie, and some blood, out.

My (bloody, charred, blowntopieces, ducttaped) cookie!

[VelkynKarma]

I drop a kodo on your tiny gnome head. When it crushes you, your hand is conveniently sticking out to the side with the cookie still in it. I snatch the cookie and run DEEP into Mulgore, then ride on Arra'chea's back, which nobody can ever find. MY COOKIE!

~VelkynKarma

[Saturo]

My pet crab, Crab, gets angry and charges after you. Knocking you off your mount, he takes the cookie and runs back to me!

My crabs cookie!

[GethlarNomudac]

i am baking cookies, so MAI COOKIE

[Azunara]

I just go buy cookie dough and eat that. My raw cookie dough. And, I don't know...make a new, clean, anti-nasty cookie.

[GethlarNomudac]

i baked a huge cookie(its the size of a small pizza, no lie)SO GIANT COOKEH BEH MINE!!

[Azunara]

I MAKE A COOKIE THE SIZE OF THE SUN!

My huuuuge cookie.

[GethlarNomudac]

i eat every cookie EVER!!!! MAI COOKIES IN MEH BELLEH!!

[Saturo]

I make an elixir of Giants Growth, drink it, grow huge, and then eat all your cookies. And Rynos corpse.

I shrink down again, and start regretting my choice...

[GethlarNomudac]

I step on your crab, HAHA MY COOKIE!!

[Saturo]

My crab uses his pincers to hurt your feet. My cookie!

[GethlarNomudac]

i swing you around by your ponytail, beat your crab up using you as a weapon, the grab the cookie and RUN!!!

[Saturo]

My hair hurts! You bastard!

I pick up my [Swift Pink Hawkstrider], and throw him at you. His beak hurts your eye. MY COOKIE!

(This has become random people vs. Saturo. I'm retiring from this bread for a while. )

[VelkynKarma]

My hair hurts! You bastard!

(This has become random people vs. Saturo. I'm retiring from this bread for a while. )

(It's about bread now? What about cookies?)

Anyway, dart in, snatch the cookie and ride off on your pink hawkstrider. MY cookie!

~VelkynKarma

[Saturo]

(Stupid iPhone correcting... It's supposed to be "thread", not "bread".)