Corrupted Wishes

[Saturo]

Granted. He's cute, but doesn't talk much.

I wish they hadn't cancelled Firefly.

[Nikrosnil]

Granted, only it's with totally different actors and they've made the plots watery and rubbish.

I wish I had a pet pug.

[Saturo]

Granted, but it bites you.

I wish Firefly didn't suck now.

[Nikrosnil]

Granted, but now it blows.

[Saturo]

Not granted, since you didn't wish for anything.

I wish you were flying.

[Fworbin]

Done. However, I have a powerful urge to throw pinecones at people, so I do. You're the closest.

I wish my dog would stop constantly whimpering in the middle of the night. It's very distracting.

[Nikrosnil]

Granted, but now your dog barks constantly.

I wish my PC would stop glitching and deleting written messages. (This is why my wish was deleted.)

[Chrizesu]

Granted, your computer stops turning on at all.

I wish I had a job.

[Saturo]

Granted. You are now a slave in a mining colony.

I wish I could do a train heist.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but they're really weak and are one-shotted by everything. Even mice.

I wish I had a better internet connection.

[Saturo]

Granted, but it glithces out sometimes.

I wish you knew what a train heist is.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but now you dont know what it is. (Meh, thought you ment an in-game thing, i read stuff to fast sometimes)

I wish i had a fast, not glitchy internet connection.

[Saturo]

Granted, but it only works on certain websites.

I wish you find the below explanation satisfactory.
A train heist means robbing a train.

[Zangor]

granted but now i want to know what love is

i wish i had tacos

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but they taste really bad, so you throw them away.

I wish I had some ice cream right about now.

[Saturo]

Granted, but it doesn't taste very well.

I wish I had some fresh shrimp.

[rubybeam]

granted but it was shrimp at my touch

i wish that i was no longer a zombie

[Jangalian]

Granted. It tastes a bit funny tough.

I wish Jangalian didn't dream about me molesting him.

....YOU HAD BEST NOT BE MOLESTING ME, FOR I AM A LADY. /glare


Granted, but now you are fully dead, instead of being just undead. The worms have come to eat your flesh!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Azunara]

Granted, you decide to wish for nothing.

I wish that my headache would go away...

[Rottingham]

Granted, you know have a stomach flu and Yeast infection

I wish that Saturo was no longer the Lich queen and I became the ONE... TRUE... KING!!!