''I attack you with..''

[Dragonpuff]

It's a good thing that Blizz GMs have secret tunnels everywhere, as one provided an escape route from the blasted out room. What secret tunnels you ask? Well, how do you think they get everywhere so fast, and can be right beside you without you seeing them? Tunnels man, tunnels.
Getting back to the main control room, I call up a massive barricade to block off my hidey-hole, and bring the anti-teleportation shield online around it. Jeez, of all the sheilds to forget...

From there, I re-arm myself and get to work. First, Gotta get rid of Maly. I respawn Saragosa outside, and she calls, all harlequin-like, for her consort.
Next, Sargeras spawns in/on what is left of the destroyed room.

[Azunara]

I stuff cotton into Frostwyrm Maly's ears, and he hears nothing. Using Arcane Missiles of DOOM, Sageras implodes by the sheer 'WTF' factor of an undead Aspect controlled by a hunter-epic druid-ghoul. (Or, I haz skillz.)

Frostwyrm Maly is hungry...

[Dragonpuff]

Have some Cross-Over action then!
I call forth the Masters of Evil! Archimonde, Illidan, Arthas, Kel’Thuzad, Mannoroth and Kil’jaeden GO!
Jeez, where are all the hardcore lady super-villains?

As they keep you distracted, I finish tinkering with something in the basement control room.

[Saturo]

You seem to forget that those bosses aren't exactly friendly with each other. While they have an epic boss fight, I look around. Ooh, the remainders of a spawning device. Hehe...

Ragnaros has spawned. Ragnaros is melting Dragonpuff's face.

[Dragonpuff]

They don't need to be friendly, they just need to be loud and obnoxious!

New handheld go! Ragnaros has been reduced to a little Vanity pet! I love this machine! New face time! I conjure up one of those pretty female Worgen Hallow's End masks. Alrighty, final plan starts now! I flick a few switches, push a couple buttons, and a big timer appears on the main screen. 2:00 minutes and counting! One more knob to turn... And done! I grab Lil Ragna, my bag of GM tech, and then ditch down a secret tunnel. Model change to Cheetah form and GTFO.

Tick tock....

[Saturo]

As you dash trough the tunnel, you don't notice that I charge up after you riding a lich.
Kel'Thuzad mount casts Frostbolt. Dragonpuff is slowed.
As you stop, you turn around and see me pointing a rifle at you.

Gimme' all your money. Ooh, and that shiny GM-tech too.

[Dragonpuff]

And apparently, Lil Ragna isn't an ordinary Vanity pet. He leaps from my shoulder and attacks Saturo's head, his Mini-Sulfuras making cute little sqweaking noises as he bashes it around. His distraction gives me the chance to change into a Bronze Dragon, and pop out of the tunnel and into another time and place!
Yesh, this place is kinda cold... POP. Yikes! What is that guy doing to that tree? POP. Oh the huge manatee! POP. Hey, this is kinda nice. The sun, the sea, and a nice margrita! I'll just sit back and relax on this neat looking boat for awhile... Oh yeah!
I POP Lil Ragna from Saturo's head and bring him back to me. I've gotten attached to the little guy. He gets a drink too. ^-^


BTW, GM Island has gone nuclear. KABOOM!!!
Oo''
I respawn Azu somewhere nice, back to her old non-ghoulish minion self.

[Azunara]

I respawn totally and utterly confused, taking a defensive position.

"Wha? Where's Saturo, and Frostwyrm Maly? I remind ka-booms...Lots of ka-booms. And, uh...My amr is isn't falling off! What the HECK is going on?"

[Fworbin]

Having been dead for a long while now, I auto-resurrect,(Still undead though) somewhere nice by the looks of it. I'm informed of all that's happened by a passing rabbit, muttering about how late he is. I start wandering around, and notice Azunara on my minimap. She looks very, very confused, so I go explain what happened.
"You dead. Dragonpuff use mighty GM magic. You alive."

I'm not feeling particularly aggressive, so I start looking for that rabbit.

[Saturo]

I awaken inside the rubble of GM-island. Ooh... Broken GM-tech! I somehow construct a timemachine, and travel forward in time first. Ooh, there's my minion! Wearing a raptor-hide... A quick slaying/raise dead later and I have my minion again. Now to find Dragonpuff...
A few timetravels later, I end up at a the shores of a beach. And guess who's in a sunchair... A good thing I still have my trusty old plasmarifle.
"Surrender!"

[Azunara]

Everything is back to normal. I think. Anyway, I wonder...*calls pet, and ends up with frostwyrm Maly* Yay! You just despawned! *hugs her undead dragon, who prepares Arcane Missiles of Doom to fire whenever at whoever.*

[Dragonpuff]

Why is this situation so familiar?

"Really? You have this uncanny ability to keep popping up after I've lost you!" I think for a minute. "Hey, how about a little break? Relax for awhile, it's real nice here! And these Trolls, they know how to make a killer drink!" I tinkle my half full glass, and then take another sip. "Even P. Dawg's having some fun!" I point over to the bonfire a little further down the beach, to where Lil Ragna and P. Dawg are rocking out with some more Trolls.

[Saturo]

"Ah well, whatever..."
I sit down nearby.


I then blow your brains out.
"Lil' Ragna! Come, we're leaving!"

[Azunara]

*looks darkly at P. Dawg, and Frostwymr Maly senses this and growls softly, before preparing to fly away.* We're bring Lil' Ragna too? Long as he doesn't melt Maly...

[Dragonpuff]

"Hey, that wasn't very nice! Me 33 was just trying to be friendly!" Another Dragonpuff stalks over. "I'll have you know, some of us won't be as courteous! You're just lucky she wasn't 59!" She points towards one of the bigger boats, where another Dragonpuff seems to be amassing chunks of wrecked spaceship on the deck. She's cackling madly. As you both look around, you begin to notice that the various masses of partying people aren't just Trolls, but many versions of Dragonpuff. The one that came up to Saturo and Azu smirks. "Time travel, it's an interesting thing."

Also, Lil Ragna throws his squeaky hammer at Saturo's head. ^w^

[Azunara]

Frostwyrm Maly makes an executive decision. Firstly, that the Dragonpuffs looks like the Dragonpuff that tried to kill him and his master. Secondly, this means they all have to die. He unleashes waves of Arcane Missiles of Doom, killing all of the Dragonpuffs.

[Saturo]

Ah, an excellent opportunity to test my gravitational bomb!
I quickly erect an energyshield around myself and my allies, and toss it at one of the dragonpuff's that curiously captures it and runs into the center of all the others with it for some reason. Watching all those dragonpuff's compact into a 1dm3 big area is fun. Also, FOOD FOR FROSTWYRM MALY!

[Azunara]

Frostwyrm Maly uses: Feeding Frenzy!
Frostwyrm Maly gains buff: Omnomnomnomnomnom!

[Dragonpuff]

All those poor Trolls, they just liked to party, now they got all squished with the DPs. T^T

Most of the me's left scatter in momentary confusion, all except one. Apparently, 59 is kinda crazy. She activates something in her pile of wreckage, and the whole boat groans. She jumps inside as the whole thing shifts and a giant mechanical body stand up. One of the DPs on the beach stops, gawks and points, then yells "It's a GUND-" before she gets squished under the things foot. Insane laughter echoes from the Mech as it lifts it arm cannon and proceeds to blow the feeding Frostwyrm Maly to bits.

[Saturo]

Well, you probably didn't know that there's a second use for the gravity bomb...
I throw another gravitybomb at the nones of the dragon, and it causes them to reassemble. Some skeletal parts from other dead dragons also fly in. A new, spikier, more menacing-looking Frostwyrm Malygos assembles.

Also, I have some EMPs left from the pile of Ryno's stuff I've lugged around for some reason. There's also rum and a peanut for some reason. Anyhow, massive EMP charge vs. Silly Mech = Dead Mech.

Another victory for team Saturo!