I always hated sporebats, due to the suspiciously phallic appendages that dangle behind them. I never had one, up until the major pet changes that would leave sporebats as the only pet family capable of providing spell haste. And guess which buff my raid group is missing? Yep.
I begrudgingly went out to procure a sporebat. I tend to gravitate more toward named mobs or old world rares, since it's easier for me to imagine that they already have some semblance of a personality or an interesting story behind them, so naturally I settled on Sporeggon. This was before cross-server zones, and coming from a server that has a lower population, he was of course up and waiting for me, in all of his inappropriate glory.
I named him Wisp and that was that. I'd complain light-heartedly about having to switch out my magnificent t-rex for the stupid sporebat on raid nights, and explained my aversion to the creature's unsettling appendages in vent. My very creative guildies came up with all kinds of...
interesting (read: perverted) nicknames for my poor pet, and one of them just stuck. Suddenly a boring, plain name like "Wisp" just wouldn't cut it, so I bought a Certificate of Ownership.
Introducing Dikbat:
He has actually grown on me, somehow. He's almost always in my main 5. If nothing else, I suppose his unique appearance can... I don't know... distract the enemy long enough for me to land a killing blow, right? Regardless, he has earned his keep and will always have a place in my stable.