Corrupted Wishes

[Saturo]

Granted, but I'm still a gnome and evil.

I wish my Silithid was usable as a mount.

[Azunara]

Granted, but you can only use it in the Deep Sea, and in fatigue water.

I wish I could time travel.

[rubybeam]

granted but become so old due to time travel that you die.

i wish that fantasy was real.

[Saturo]

Granted, but you are now a slug.

I wish I had a hot air balloon to fly in...

[Kamalia]

Wish granted, but your new silithid mount became jealous of it and popped it.

I wish my wind rider plush would arrive before we leave for vacation in a week!

[rubybeam]

granted only it becomes real and mistakes you for killing it's mom and kills you

i wish for all devilsaurs,corehounds and spirit beasts to be dead >:3 *evilmomentplz*

[Saturo]

They all drop down dead, and I raise them as my new undead army.

I wish the sky was red.

[rubybeam]

granted but then it turns into tomato juice and all falls onto you makeing you a hardened kectup statue

i wish that all angels turned into demons and all dmeons tunred into angels

[Teigan]

.

[Azunara]

Granted, but you become so used to the dark that when you leave to go home, you shrivel up.

I wish for an emerald drake mount.

[Nelium]

Wish granted! But the drake is so very small that only a mouse could ride it!

I wish I could find the right name for my King Krush!

[Saturo]

You find the perfect name. It is Boar.

I wish the sky was red again. That was cool.

[Nelium]

Hmm..Boar.

Wish granted! Now the sky is red, but it is painted with your blood!

I wish I had a less meowy cat!

[Saturo]

Granted! You now have a dog!

I wish the red sky wasn't my blood.

[Azunara]

Granted, it's Ryno's blood.

I wish Krush wasn't immune to CC.

[Kamalia]

Wish granted, but now he fears twice as much.

I wish I was able to touch my nose with my tongue.

[Saturo]

Granted, but now your tongue is in your nose instead of your mouth.

I wish I had money.

[Teigan]

.

[Saturo]

Granted, but any pet put in the new slots disappear because they weren't properly bug-tested.

I wish I had a large crab-robot.

[Azunara]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish it would rain cookies.