Cataclysm Beta Hunter Preview: New Pet "Stay" Command

[Kalliope]

Absolutely. It comes from being so low to the ground.

Are you saying she hits low notes?..

I'd avoid jokes like that unless you'd like to hit the high notes....permanently.

[Palladiamorsdeus]

Uh huh, the last thing I want is Saturo making me sing soprano.

[Saturo]

Uh huh, the last thing I want is Saturo making me sing soprano.

Actually, that procedure has to be performed before puberty.

[Slickrock]

Absolutely. It comes from being so low to the ground.

Are you saying she hits low notes?..

I'd avoid jokes like that unless you'd like to hit the high notes....permanently.

In other words I shouldn't stoop so low?.. (sorry.. can't help it...)

[Palladiamorsdeus]

Oh that was bad. *LAUGHS*

[Saturo]

Oh that was bad. *LAUGHS*

*Stealthily sneaks up behind Palladias back*

[Slickrock]

Oh that was bad. *LAUGHS*

*Stealthily sneaks up behind Palladias back*

Run Palla run!!

[Kalliope]

Uh huh, the last thing I want is Saturo making me sing soprano.

Actually, that procedure has to be performed before puberty.

So the window's still open then?

[Sekhmet]

Oh! Oh! I can get PROSTETIC ROLLER SKATE REPLACEMENTS!

*Coughs* Please, no one be offended by that joke.

"The quickest way to a mans heart is trough his stomach, because then you don't have to bother with the ribcage."

And this is why gnomes are so deadly against taller races.

GNOME POWAH!

I was thinking it was because they are so easy to trip over.

What? I've tripped over FAR too many gnomes in my days. Damn things are so hard to see when you are too busy being TALLER THAN A FIRE HYDRANT. *ahem*

Ooh I am sooooo gonna get it.

[Saturo]

Ooh I am sooooo gonna get it.

Pretty badly, yes.

Uh huh, the last thing I want is Saturo making me sing soprano.

Actually, that procedure has to be performed before puberty.

So the window's still open then? :P

:mrgreen:

Palladia is probably beyound puberty, he's 27.

[Sekhmet]

I'll just hang you on a coatrack. Should stop the "fury".

[Kalliope]

Palladia is probably beyound puberty, he's 27.

He IS, however, male.

Take that as you will. ^_^

*flees*

[Saturo]

Coatracks. My worst enemies.

Palladia is probably beyound puberty, he's 27.

He IS, however, male.

Take that as you will. ^_^

*flees*

:P

[Kalliope]

<3

[Saturo]

Let's continue mocking Palladia's manhood!

[Kalliope]

Let's continue mocking Palladia's manhood!

And here I thought we were done making short jokes.

[Saturo]

About me, yes. Palladia ain't me, despite our shared opinions.

[Palladiamorsdeus]

The only thing short around here is Saturo's height, thank you.

And yes, I am male. Therefore I could be forced to sing soprano for brief periods of time with a well placed kick. I am requesting politely that you do not do so, for being out of breath and high pitched does not appeal to me all that much...

[Saturo]

The only thing short around here is Saturo's height, thank you.

I'm not short!

Since I don't really play this game anymore I should probably just change my sig and avatar into the stuff I use on other forums...

[Palladiamorsdeus]

No no, you're gnome is fine, Saturo!