Petopians US Cataclysm Beta Contest WINNERS!

[Saturo]

>Make Harpy mating calls into the darkness

You cup your hands to your lips and scream "HAY BABY WANNA PARTY" into the Abyssal Darkness.

[VelkynKarma]

Sorry, Azu...

My main is an NE Hunter. > ) She belongs to <Ominous Latin Name>.

~VelkynKarma

[Azunara]

Aaaaw.

My char is a premade? Thereby likely having better gear?

...And a warp stalker? Scary, scary warpstalker?

.../is doomed.

[Siliverin]

yeah veph i can relate, i am gonna be loosing 2 of my aunts this month so i have been in a 100% mood. grats everyone who got in

[Saturo]

/is glad she's Alliance, at least. You people seem to play mainly Horde, so I'm good there! >:)

Horde > Alliance
Being forced to stay ally for raidprogression doesn't feel very nice...

Know this; I shall annoy you greatly.

You prepare yourself to fire completely wildly into the darkness, but...

it...

There's something behind you. You can see it almost clearly, about a hundred yards up the winding trail, moving slowly across the desert hardtack. It's shuffling, moving laboriously as though crushed under some impossibly heavy weight, a hunched over form, shifting in and out of the Abyssal Darkness.

You squint your Keen Eyes to get a better look.

It's... it's some kind of Gnoll, some kind of , of enormous, hunchbacked Gnoll wearing some sort of metal, triangular, sharply-angled helmet that is very clearly bearing down on it, bogging every movement into a slow, painful crawl as it drags its own enormous weight along.

it is also dragging what appears to be a gigantic butcher knife behind it, the weapon at least two or three times' the creature's size. This knife appears to be unbelievably heavy, the monstrous Gnoll pausing every few weary steps to pull the weapon along, causing a harsh, metallic scr@pe that cuts through your ears like iron nails on the chalkboard of your soul.

You check your Track Undead.

This blip has a name.

It appears to be called 'Pyramid Hogger.'

[Azunara]

PYRAMID HOGGER!

/loves You Awake in Razor Hill and haz it bookmarked.

Mmm. I've always been Alliance. I don't mind my BE now that I've found a neat guild though.

[Saturo]

Feeling extremely brave, you throw your big red arrow onto the monster's head and try to pop some of your cooldowns.

Unfortunately, you already popped all of your Cooldowns and blew most of your mana back at the Harpy's Roost. All you really have left is Feign Death and Auto Shot.

This does not stop you from sending Scratchfever in, as such things have never stopped you from sending Scratchfever in. You count yourself extremely lucky to have found such a steadfastly loyal and endlessly stupid Unwitting Patsy.

Scratchfever closes the gap between himself and the great beast in seconds, arriving only shortly after the first of your devastating Steady Shots which don't appear to be especially devastating when you're almost completely naked save your rings, loincloth and rifle.

Your shots do not appear to affect the monstrous Gnoll, pinging harmlessly off that great, red helmet.

This does not stop Scratchfever from giving it his all, as it has never stopped Scratchfever from giving it his all.

He gets in two Claws and a Bite before the creature lifts its gigantic weapon up into the air and brings it down like a guillotine.

You don't care to watch what happens next.

(Scratchfever has died!
Scratchfever's Happiness is now 25%.
Scratchfever is now Dangerously Ravenous.)

[Azunara]

Poor Scratchfever. Worst part is I don't have char names, either....Meaning....I can't do ignores. *is really afraid, and will have to bank on obscure hours. At least then it'd only be Saturo to deal with. Blasted EU people and their weird time zones. *

[Arwyn]

Wuh... Buh... SQUEEEEE!

I just scared my dog with my joy.

[Saturo]

"how the fuck can u expect to get in? you havent been on for six months"
"Actually, it's closer to five months."
"so?we have people who actually played to get in"
"I'll give you gold?"
"EvilGM is ignoring you."

In other words... No. Drat. Ah well, at least it was a quick reject. :/

[Azunara]

Aaaw. Sorry the GM was mean.

[Saturo]

Well, I had been trying for fifteen minutes...

>Equip Exciting Undergarments on head

You are an endless font of excellent ideas, and this latest one can only be your finest.

You are now wearing Exciting Undergarments on your head.

[Redith]

If one of dem is named chad can we hang him and open up a new slot?

..............BITE ME!
Chad<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Redith]

So...uh....Veph...Can you protect me from Ryno and Saturo? Please?

I got your 6...if i was in the beta lol

[Zangor]

i call blasphamy you could have influenced your brother!!!!

[Teigan]

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[VelkynKarma]

Zangor, I'm sure Ryno went about it as fairly as he possibly could. It's not very nice to accuse him of such things when he already worked really hard to get us this opportunity to begin with.

~VelkynKarma

[wyndigo]

Before this gets derailed too much, Grats to the winners! Keep us posted on anything cool you find. =)

[rubybeam]

to add to your horror azu saturo now has 100% swim when i'm summoned not to mention 100% stealth speed if she can stealth.....

[Zangor]

im being stupid again but grats im glad i made ryno enter it so our members can go in
BUT DONT FORGET TO COME ON REGULAR SERVERS!!! or else....