My Cookie!

[Vephriel]

Putting up my [Alberta Snow Resistance], I easily dig you out and reclaim the cookie.

[rubybeam]

retakes kitten and uses kitten to bribe veph to give cookie the the kitteh the kitteh brings it make to me mine

[Azunara]

I send Iorek to chew your face! As my armored puppy is nomming your leg, I take the cookie and stuff it in my mouth. Rawr.

[Saturo]

I build a totally kickass weapon, and use it to conquer Russia. I start building up a huge amount of weapons, and threaten eveyone else with death unless you give me the cookie. You refuse, and I kill eveyone. The world is destroyed for some reason while I do this too. But I had planned that, and from the safety of my spacesuit, I pick up the Sligutly Burned Cookie. Mine!

[Vephriel]

I blackmail Nozdormu into sending me back in time to before you destroyed the world and secretly steal the cookie. Mine!

[Azunara]

With the world being destroyed, cockroaches become the superior species. They bring all the people back to life using advanced bug technology. Human beings, becoming insect slaves, are forced to rebel. After learning the schematics to an advanced bug technology, I unleash it and take the cookie.

MINE!

[Saturo]

I go to Moonglade and learn the secrets of the Druids. I then transform into a fly and annoy the crap out of you. You throw the cookie at me to kill me. I land on it, and in a flys voice i say "My cookie!"

[Azunara]

I bring out the bug spray! *laughs evilly.* I spray you and the cookie. Unfortunately, the cookie is sabotaged. I mourn the demise of the cookie.

[Azzrazzah]

I being part cockroach come walking out from under your frig, you freekout in a girly way, squeeling EEEK! An d i grab the cookie and scuttle back under the frig with the cookie.. Besides I'm a roach I'll eat anything

[Azunara]

My dog, functioning as the ultimate Roomba who eats all but apples, (Don't ask! ) eats you. I sweep the cookie out and run with it. Eeee! Mine!

[Saturo]

Using my totally awesome Gnome skills, I run up to you and [Backstab] you. My cookie!

[Azunara]

I throw a smoke bomb! As you wander around, blinded, I take the cookie, screaming, "YOINK!" and run. My cookie! Ahahahaha!

[GethlarNomudac]

angry monkey attacks u, i beh stealin ur cookies, mine!

[Azzrazzah]

I bring another monkey in to this and mine throws it's muck at yours, and they devolve into fighting at which time I take your cookie

[Azunara]

I'm in ur basez, stealing all ur cookiez. My cookie.

[Saturo]

I eat your base. My cookie.

[GethlarNomudac]

make u barf with my foot stench, clean cookie, it beh mine

[Azunara]

I whack you with [Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian.

Mine.

[Saturo]

I whack you back. Mine.

[Azunara]

Curse you! I send my army of moths I mentioned in the example post to nom your face. I take the cookie, screaming something along the lines of, "SPARKLY MOTHS! DEFEND ME!"