What's your poison?

[Loethlin]

Saw pile of vomit on the floor; queue bad feeling get towel touch vomit and confirm phone was inside said pile

At least you found it.
A friend of mine has a bad habit of calling people when drunk. It might not sound that bad, except for his hapless victims, but combine it with the fact he tends to toss stuff around while inebriated and falls asleep in some strange places.
This lead to him losing his cellphone 3 times already, once even in his own house. He never found them again, too, had to get a new phone and sim card replicated.
And then, one time on New Year's Eve, he and another friend of mine snuck into a nearby botanical garden and actually STOLE an evergreen, white spruce to be precise, dug out a hole in my perfect lawn and put it in, declaring it a belated christmas gift.
Crazy people haha.

[Tulune]

Sambuca, Amaretto, and Frangelico. All in coffee

Malbec and Port wine as well, sans coffee.

[Rhyela]

I'm boring, I don't drink. I let my in-laws convince me to try wine once, took a teeny-tiny sip and thought I was going to hurl. An ex-boyfriend also had me try wine at a restaurant and I had about the same reaction. So two sips is all I've ever had, and all I ever will have.

Not to mention I have a very personal grudge against alcohol. It's caused nothing but heartache in my family on many levels. I'd rather not have it in my life at all.