Corrupted Wishes

[Saturo]

Granted, but I assassinate you, and take the title again.

I wish for a high resolution camera.
(Well, Jang, perhaps if you didn't dream about it that much...)

[Azunara]

Granted, but I sneak up behind you and steal your camera.

I wish I could stealth in real life. That would be neat.

[Saturo]

Granted, but you get the stuck in combat bug.

I wish I had a siren to annoy people with.

[rubybeam]

granted but it can only be heard by you.

i wish that the worms were vegitarian

[tramani]

granted , but you turn in to a carrot

i wish cows could fly

[Karathyriel]

Granted, but now you are responsible for getting the milk.

I wish I would win 5 million Euros in the lottery.

[Saturo]

Granted, but the EU decides that the € was a bad idea, and all your money is rendered void.

I wish that Kara would stick around.

[Azunara]

Granted, he's now glued to you.

I wish for a muffin.

[Saturo]

Granted, but Ryno baked it.

I wish for Crystallized Fire!

[Rottingham]

Granted, But Ryno crystallized it

I wish that I could celebrate Christmas every day of the year!

[rubybeam]

granted but it's outside in a blizzard

i wish i wa no longer a carrot of any other source of food

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but now you're a little ant.

I wish my egg would hatch into that Proto-Drake already!

[Daranara]

Granted, but it's hatchling-sized, so it's not much use as a mount...

I wish My warp stalker could be the black/purple color.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but he's bugged and cant do any attacks and is stuck on passive.

I wish my proto-drake was mount-size and there was nothing wrong with him.

[Kayb]

Granted, but its get stolen and later torched. You don't have insurance. Grand Theft Proto.

I wish I didn't exceed my monthly bandwith this month which has set me back to dial speed

[tramani]

granted , you now smell horrible

i wish i was rich

[Daranara]

Granted, but it's rich in monopoly money.

I wish I could tame the whale shark, if only so I'd learn to not be so afraid of him.

[Rawr]

Granted but he eats you right afterwords.

I wish I had more minipets

[tramani]

granted , but they start a society and eat you
i wish my wish couldnt be corupted

[Rawr]

Wish granted but u get no other wishes