"Where are you, rare mounts?" Magic Luck Thread

[Snowy]

Here's to hoping that my million Stonecore runs weren't seen as botting... :c I suspect they were.

I've seen things like this happen to so many people it's ridiculous. Just because some people are willing to put so much time and effort into doing something = botting, to Blizzard. Some dick once reported me for botting because I was able to sit out camping in Storm Peaks for ages and they were just jelleh they weren't as patient. I got a warning off Blizzard and I was like, 'Wtf?' but luckily nothing more after that happened. I reported a guy once myself for botting in Storm Peaks because he was flying around in the exact same circles, I followed him to make sure, there was no way he wasn't botting. Blizzard 'looked into it' and nothing happened. He even got the mount after a few more days.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

But really, I'm rooting for you. 200+ runs is insane even if you can do them as many times a day as you like. I really hope you get it soon!

[Silverpeal]

Dear Poseidus,

I've been searching for you for what seems like eternity, and then I see you in the auction house.. for 100k gold. Alas, I am but a poor hunter. I promise to never sell you. Take pity on me? I have a little sea pony who would love to play with you! And donuts! Lots of donuts!

Yours Wistfully,
Silverpeal

[Snowy]

Dear Midnight, I've been killing you for a while now. I've actually lost count of the weeks. Take pity on me and my boyfriend, who are both after your pretty mount. We promise to love and cherish you forever. Anzu, my boyfriend is after you as well as I am. I'm sure you must be getting bored of being killed each and every single day. Drop your mount for the both of us and this can be over once and for all. Skadi, you clearly seem quite upset when I kill your pretty blue proto-drake. And then I kill you. I've only killed you five times but let's make this quick, hrm?

[Sasrei]

Dear Swift raz raptor..
Ive been doing zg so much for you! Your master has dinged so much he has to be like at the 100000000000 level! Id love to have you, my panther is getting lonely without his zg buddy. I know youd rather go with me then stay with that freak

[Arthur]

Blue Proto-Drake, please come out! I will take good care of you, just ask my other pets and mounts. We can be best buddies too. <3

[Schwert]

Kilnara,
You've been kind of a "side-project" for me outside Invincible.

But I still think you're pre'cool and stuff. Drop a kitty again?

[Atalanta]

Dear Onyxian Drake,

Please drop. That's all. ._.

[Snowy]

Raven Lord. You're pretty much the only reason I log on weekdays now. I'm busy with lots of work to do, but I still find the time to come and hopefully grab your mount. I believe it's been 30 runs now? I've got lots of college work to get on with and stress over for the next few weeks, so a Raven Lord mount would be a lovely surprise, for both me and my boyfriend. So... please?

Also, Ata's avatar. ♥

[SylviaDragon]

*rubs magic luck thread and throws out some proto drake bait* Come on little proto drakes! I will love you forever and feed you gnomes! All of you, any of you, come visit me. =(

[Chimera]

Cmmmon Anzu! Drop for Zantaga pweeeeeeeaaaaase!!!

[SylviaDragon]

Oh my dear time lost proto drake!
Six times I have turned to take a break
Then returned to find your body mangled with stone and tree
Why may I ask thou hast forsaken me?

Unknowing adventures find you on their first flight
Yet you leave me alone to wait through another cold night
Hunters and campers, all faded away
Yet still I am waiting, still I must stay

I am not fond of snow or the harpies of the sky
Am I doomed to wait forever until in old age I will die?
Skoll sits beside me, a friend that’s true blue
He loves to be with me- maybe you would too?

I promise to love you and fead you some treats
Veggies and fruits, or sweet bad guy meats!
I will do anything! I just don’t care!
Just tell me, just tell me, are you hiding up there?

I wont work you too hard or fly you too far
I have a brood of my own to love you wherever we are
We can see all the sights and visit all the wonders
And together stop Deathwing from tearing our world asunder

We can even go back to storm peaks when the day is at an end
I’m not much for the cold, but it’s worth it for a friend
But adventures are on hold, Deathwing has to wait
Because I’m still camping in the peaks, it seems to be my fate.



EDIT: he loved my poem and showed up the next day thanks magic luck thread!

[Lupis]

Altairus, could you please be a sweety and drop your mount? I just hate killing you over and over, I feel so mean…

(THANK YOU LUCK THREAD! <3)

[JezzebelPop]

Yo Aeosera, give your mate a wee word to come out instead of his bat pal.

Please!!

[HawkseyesX]

comon anzu, ive killed you 150 times already, im sure this must annoy you, but i got a deal for you, you come with me, and well explore all of azeroth together! and northrend too! those aroakka guys arent that great, trust me. pleaase?

Edit: noticed a whole bunch of spelling and grammer errors -_- and also changed that sad sad number

[WildcatTM]

Dear Proto Dake,

Listen, buddy. This thing between you and I ... it needs to end. I see you riding around with other people and I always tell myself, "C'mon, man. I look so much better riding you, then some other person." You need to stop sending your twisted cousin, Vyragosa, out. She and I ... we're just not meant to be. But you, my dear Time Lost Proto Drake, are. I thought I'd be happy with the green one, but I am not. I want you and only you. So let's do this proper and cut all this nonsense out. I'll bring the NPC scanner, you bring yourself. You're all I ever wanted, baby.

[Aeladrine]

i know i've had a lot of luck today, but i'm in uldam already, and.... i'd really love a new ground mount, magic luck thread. i know i killed the sholazar trio today, and i know rehoming madexx doesn't make up for that. but i really do want a cool camel.

and i'm sorry there's no capitalization, i'm one handed typing because i decided painting my nails was a good idea.

[ShootsAlot]

Dear Onyxia,

You are my favorite dragon, when I first saw you in your level 60 raid I was very impressed by all your tricks and glamorous appearance, and then you came back in a level 80 raid. I was so happy to see that you became stronger and then I heard out you apparently had offspring that grew up(congrats by the way). I really like you and I hate to kill you so much to get a permanent keepsake to keep close to my heart. Is there any chance you could be easier on me and let me have one of your children to keep with me? So I do not have to slay you because you are a wonderful dragon.

Sincerely,
Shootsalot

[WildcatTM]

Aeonaxx,

Listen. You and I. We're bros for hoes. We have to look out for each other. I thought we were going to hangout this week. I waited for you this whole time. About 10 hours a day, almost 5 days straight. TLPD? We're cool, but you, bro -- you're my drinking pal. I was thinking ... when we meet up -- we can swing by Aeosera's place. Just a quick drink or two. You know, a little pregaming. But not too much for you -- you're the designated driver tonight. After Aeosera, we can see if Xariona is around. I wonder if she still puts out. All right, man. Come pick me up already! We got things to do!

[SylviaDragon]

Hello Altairus, its me again. I know, I know you see me like ten times a day. look it was fun at first and you really helped me adjust my BM rotation and I thank you for that. All our time together has helped me to adjust to the way things are at 85 and I’m at the top of the charts now thanks to all the uh…time spent trying to convince you to come with me. But I really don’t enjoy having to fill you with arrows ten times a day every day. I know your stubborn but I’m sure your sick of this too. Why don’t you just take a break and come hang out with me?
-syl

[Crotalus Horridus]

Dear Slabhide and Altairus,

Hello there. I would like it if you both would let me have your mounts after I kill you with ''kindness''. So, if you could, despite my name being the Goat Sucker of Puerto Rico, I do not suck the blood of farm animals. I hate Chupacabras. If one o' dem' tings' com by my hoose, I keel it! Dat' thang ain't gonna touch my Yahunhase! Now you know that I am not a vile animal possibly created by the government, or aliens, or just some freaky thing born from a horse put inside of a monkey that eats babies and sucks blood. Anyways, if you could please drop your mounts and let me ride them (You?), that would be great. I can take you to places you've never imagined like... Orgrimmar... and... Orgrimmar. You see? All the places we can explore!


Your friend,
El Chupacabra, Guardian of Cenarius

PS: If you drop your mounts for me, I will scrap the plan of naming my child Tyrannosaurus Rex the Thylacine of Andrewsarchusland, and instead I will name them Slabhide Altairus of Andrewsarchusland (< Still keeping that!).