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Re: The Raid

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Fworbin wrote:> Tell your wasp to hack the tauren into more conveniently sized pieces.
"Hack this tauren into more conveniently sized pieces, would ya'?
"Hiss..."
"Do you even understand?"
"Hiss."
"Is that a no?"
"Hiss."
"Yeah, whatever..."

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"Hiss..."

It's crawled over, and is poking you with one of it's claws. You can't communicate very well with it, it would seem.

You can hear something sneaking around behind the wall. You try to cower up as best you can. Your wasp is taking to the air, in order to get an aerial viewpoint. If only it could tell you what it saw.

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> Use Eyes of the-Wait, damn. Nevermind.
> Try to figure out how you told it to do stuff before.
> Briefly contemplate how your life would have gone if you had chosen the black robe instead the club when you were three.
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Fworbin wrote:> Use Eyes of the-Wait, damn. Nevermind.
Yes, those eyes would be quite awesome now...
Fworbin wrote:> Try to figure out how you told it to do stuff before.
You... Thought it...?
No wait, you yelled "Attack!", but you don't think that's a good idea right now. It would very quickly let "IT" know where you are. If that is IT. Which you doubt. Oh wait, you don't...

Would you please make up your mind?
You ecide to make up your mind. Soon. No really!
Fworbin wrote:> Briefly contemplate how your life would have gone if you had chosen the black robe instead the club when you were three.
Yah, that robe would have been awesome right about now. But then again, remember all that smashing? Yeah, the club WAS the right choice. You've had so much fun with that club.

You decide to /love your Titansteel Destroyer.
You cautiously whisper words of affection to it.

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> Try to send your wasp a mental command to hack the tauren up. Or eat it. Whatever, just get it the hell off you, cause it's starting to smell..
> Failing that, try to hack the tauren up yourself.(You still have that axe, dont'cha?)
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Fworbin wrote:> Try to send your wasp a mental command to hack the tauren up. Or eat it. Whatever, just get it the hell off you, cause it's starting to smell..
"ATTACK, GET THIS CORPSE OF ME!", yo think.
"Hiss", is the only thought you get in return.

The Wasp flies off to the other side of the wall, and you think you can hear a fight
Fworbin wrote:> Failing that, try to hack the tauren up yourself.(You still have that axe, dont'cha?)
Yah, the Slimy Chicken-Chopper. You pull it off from your back, where it had been sitting for quite some time. You give it a glance. Ah, you remember crafting this. You put the Chicken-Chopper in the middle of dragonblight, and when you returned a few months later, it was a Frosty Chicken-Chopper. Now it's a Slimy Chicken-Chopper. You love this axe.

You raise it into the air, and bring it down over the Taurens arm.

"GAH!"

Oh. It wasn't dead. Just unconscious.

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> Well, he should be conscious enough to threaten now. Tell him to get off you, or he/it/whatever starts losing limbs.
> Go see what your wasp is doing.
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Fworbin wrote:> Well, he should be conscious enough to threaten now. Tell him to get off you, or he/it/whatever starts losing limbs.
"Let go off me or you lose an arm!"

You are let go off.
Fworbin wrote:> Go see what your wasp is doing.
You scurry off, to the other side of the wall. Your wasp is up in the air, fighting what seems like an eagle. Your wasp seems to be winning, and as the eagle decides to flee, your wasp shows no mercy! "IT" and your wasp are rapidly flying towards Steamwheedle Port.

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> Is everybody in your group still asleep? If so, quickly whack Tentyo in the face with your mace. If he wakes up, good. If not, oh well.
> Follow your wasp.
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Fworbin wrote:> Is everybody in your group still asleep? If so, quickly whack Tentyo in the face with your mace. If he wakes up, good. If not, oh well.
As you walk over to the sleeping Rogue, you unsheath the large club. You hold it like a golfclub, and as it hots the poor human, you wonder if maybe you should have hit a bit softer.

"Gah! My face!"
He is runnig around, crying.you probably hit a bit too hard there.
Fworbin wrote:> Follow your wasp.
Not alone you ain't. That eagle looked dangerous. Very spiky.

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>Uhm....Whack other people, except maybe a bit softer?
>Apologize. Don't want people turning on you when the going gets rough.
>Have Tentyo help get everybody up.
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Azunara wrote:>Uhm....Whack other people, except maybe a bit softer?
>Apologize. Don't want people turning on you when the going gets rough.
>Have Tentyo help get everybody up.
"Uh... Sorry... I... I overestimated my strength."
He glares at you, and you can see that his nose is quite obviously broken.
"Sorry 'bout the nose too..."
He's still glaring at you.
"Tell you what, you get to whack the others!"
This seems to brighten him up a bit, and as he walks over to Overhéalz he unsheaths his weapons.
"Uh... I don't think the... You might want to use something other than the daggers..."

***

Your raid is awake. After some explanations, and Overhéalz casting Nourish on Tentyo, Asunei suggests that you fetch your lovely wasp. Overhéalz objects to this, with the argument that IT would kill the Wasp AND your raid. He suggests you head to Orgrimmar. Tentyo wants to go back to Stormwind, to check on his auctions. Sidous agrees with his fellow human.

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> Point out that if your Wasp manages to actually kill IT, it would then aggro eveything between you and it as it came back to you, thusly killing the whole raid anyway. Following it to make sure it doesn't get into extra trouble may be the better idea.
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Dragonpuff wrote:> Point out that if your Wasp manages to actually kill IT, it would then aggro eveything between you and it as it came back to you, thusly killing the whole raid anyway. Following it to make sure it doesn't get into extra trouble may be the better idea.
"But if my wasp actually manages to kill IT, then it would aggro everything between it and us as it came back, thus killing is all anyway."
Everyone except for Overhéalz seem overwhelmed by your suggestion, and immediately stand on your side.
"But your wasp won't kill IT, IT is far too mighty. I'll stay here with my colleague."
He points at the half-dead Tauren.

Most of the raid has mounted up, so you follow suite. As you quickly ride on the road to the port, you think you can hear wasp-y combat sounds, along with what sounds like a mix between a demon and a bear. As you ride further into the port, you can see your wasp. It seems to be panicking, and quickly flies upwards. As it's about to escape, however, a large, slimy tentacle reaches up and pulls it down, slamming it into the ground. You lose your bond with it.

Your beloved pet is dead.
"I suggest a tactical retreat.", Asunei quickly says.
"I ain't leaving until he gets that undead pet back", Sidous says.
He is obviously thinking that you're some sort of death knight, and is delighted to have another evil person with him. You decide not to tell him the truth.

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> Suggest that Overhéalz switch to cat form and stealth over, to see what you're up against.
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Fworbin wrote:> Suggest that Overhéalz switch to cat form and stealth over, to see what you're up against.
He is shaking his head.
"I ain't going there alone"

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>Fine. Say, "Tentyo, you can stealth, right? Go with him, please."
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He reluctantly stealths, and Overhéalz glances at him angrily.
He switches into kittyform, and sneaks into the shadows. They both walk over to the port.

***

After beig gone for a few minutes, you see them both running quickly towards you, followed by what seems like a rabid bear. Tentyo is carrying your wasp.

"RUN!" he yells as he rushes past you. Overhéalz growls at him.

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> Normally you'd ignore a human telling you to do anything, but in this particular case, you decide to listen.
> See if that Abracadaver thing will work again.
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Doublepost, please delete.
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Fworbin wrote:> Normally you'd ignore a human telling you to do anything, but in this particular case, you decide to listen.
> See if that Abracadaver thing will work again.
Having an evil bear chasing you can do great things fir a party. The hunter's Aspect of the Pack helps too, but you decide to give the credit to yourself. After all, you managed to run across half of tanaris, and you might have broken a few records for quickest run across Thousand Needles. You remember to not go that close to a Tauren villagethe next time.

Ah well, getting punted a bit helped you on the way. Your raid is now standing in the elevators up to the Barrens. There is many Crazed Tauren below you, waiting for the next elevator.

Now would be a good time to have that wasp back, you remember, and you say the words "Abracadaver". It's ineffective.

You can hear sounds of combat below you, and when you look down you see a rabid bear attacking the Tauren below you.

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