''I attack you with..''

[Kaylai]

I hugglez the stuffed animal and laugh menacingly, that lunch money you stole was counterfeit! I have the real cash here.
*throws nickle at you*

[Fworbin]

I've popped my ankles back in by now, so I do a spectacular flying leap, knocking us both off the cliff you were standing conveniently close to, for some reason.

[Saturo]

AIRTACKLE!
Uh-oh...
Aaaaaah!
*Parachutecloak*
Eeeh, yay!

[Azunara]

I ready a plasma rifle, aim, and fire! There goes your parachute....*waves at you as you plummet.*

[Saturo]

Where the heck did you get a plasmarifle from!?
*Casts Slowfall*
*Aims Mobile Plasma Cannon at you*
*Fires*

[Azunara]

*gets hit, and then throws a piece of cheese at your cannon, in order to jam it.*

[Rottingham]

*Appears freefalling down the cliff with everyone else from out of nowhere.*
*flings a rubber band at You*
*Notices that he's falling much faster then the rest of you*
/cast summon Bronze Drake
5 second cast
*Hits ground in 4 seconds*

[tramani]

this reminds me of the time saturo was stalking me , good times , good times

[Azunara]

I attack you with...wait, you're not fighting....

...

*seems lost, and decides it best to release the kitten army upon him.* GO FORTH MY KITTENS! DEVOUR ALL IN YOUR PATH!

[Saturo]

I Death and Decay the kittens, and then cast Raise Undead Army.
GO FORTH MY UNDEAD KITTENS! DEVOUR ALL IN YOUR PATH!

[Azunara]

MY KITTENS! You even stole my charge phrase! You horrible, horrible, horrible person.

*casts mass revive on kitten army so that they're alive and on my side again, and casts mass rejuv on them, so attacks don't do too much on them, they get healed fast enough they're at full again.*

GO FORTH MY SLIGHTLY RAGGEDY KITTENS THAT ARE MINE AGAIN! DEVOUR EVERYTHING IN YOUR PATH!

[Bubbleme]

I send my pet rat lenny to attack!
DIE, HORRIBLE PEOPLE!

[Azunara]

My kittens eat your rat! Ha!

[Kaylai]

*opens can of catnip* mwhahaha!
While your kittens are distracted, I throw golf balls at everyone!

[Fworbin]

While you're throwing golf balls, I set up a few traps, because why not? You step in a small loop of rope without noticing, I snicker, and push the boulder off the cliff. Rope snaps taut, you make a Wile E. face, and go plummeting down, complete with whistling sound.

[Kaylai]

While free-falling, I shine a laser at you and move it around.
You can't help but follow the shiny light as I sprout wings and fly back to the top of the cliff.
"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZARHHHHH!!" BAM
you're now a pile of ashes.

[Azunara]

I throw Ryno at you! While you're stunned (Because come on. he's very....scary. We'll leave it at that.)

[Rottingham]

I shout "You are not prepared!" then Illidan comes and demands for me to not takehid copywrited line. I blame it that you were the one to say it and he hacks you and has his demon army go all OMNOMNOM of you!

[Azunara]

I...er...steal someone's Gnomish Mind Control Cap and mind control Illidan. He happily orders his demon army to attack you, while I'm cackling on the sidelines, and Illidan runs around smiting people and screaming about how unprepared they are.

[Saturo]

I airtackle you, and then steal the Mind Control Cap.
My ILLIDAN nao!