Corrupted Wishes

[Ëlfdragon]

Not granted! I dont want to die

I wish I was a unattack-able boss, so no one could take my gear!

[Azunara]

Granted, but I become a GM, kill your wish, and then kill you in turn.

I wish I was less corrupted. Dangit Saturo, even fighting against you your influence still gets to me. That's what I get for spending so much time here. >.<

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but you still slowly get more corrupt.

I wish i never made that wish about ICC10 so you guys wouldnt be trying to steal my gear!

[Azunara]

Granted, but a time paradox occurs, and the bronze dragons, angry, smite you and decide to join my side. Take that! I now have the bronze! Nyah nyah nyah!

...I wish I could teleport.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but you can only teleport 5 feet in any direction.

I wish i hadnt caused a time paradox.

[Azunara]

Granted, instead you create a black hole.

I wish that stupid underwater mount quest was fixed....

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but now your charater is bugged.

I wish i knew how to sign up for Beta back when you could.

[Azunara]

Granted, but you never get picked for Beta. Ever.

I wish it wasn't so cold in my room. I'm shivering.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but now its to hot.

I wish enchanting was easier to level.

[Saturo]

Granted, but all the good enchants are now in Jewelcrafting.

I wish I had RL rocketboots. That would be awesome.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but they blow up on you. (Good thing my pally is also a JCer )

I wish Azu didnt turn on Saturo, it feels wierd to be fighting aginst her, not with her.

[Azunara]

Granted. However Azunara exp-HEY, WAIT A SECOND! NO! BAD WISH!

I wish for hot chocolate.

[Fworbin]

Done. There's a hamster in the cup, though.

I wish someone had told me earlier that Paladins were fun.

[Saturo]

Granted. Palladia started spamming you five years ago, and still hasn't stopped.

I wish Palladia wsn't such a creep, as to spam poor innocent Fworbin.

[Azunara]

Granted. He spams you instead. That's not creepy?

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

[Saturo]

He already spams me...

Granted, you nolonger need sleep,like me. You also turn evil.

I wish for some ice cream.

[Fworbin]

Very well. It's Flagpole flavor, however.

I wish I had more garlic..Ran out for my pasta.

[Azunara]

Granted. But did I mention you're also a vampire?

I wish I wasn't evil like Saturo. Slightly evil is okay, though.

[Fworbin]

Done. However, with your change of outlook, you admire her now.

I wish that case of vampirism wasn't conflicting with my previous case of undeath. Little odd.

[Azunara]

Granted. You are now totally and utterly normal. You're completely boring, and the world rejects you. You explode.

I wish I kind figure out what I want to do. Play Beta or play regular WoW...