My Cookie!

[Fworbin]

I get a rending claw to replace my hand. A portal opens six feet to the left of me, and the cookie flies through. See attack you with thread for details.
Mine!

[Saturo]

I jump out of the portal, and slice you with a carniflex claw. My... Cookie...!
I jump back trough the portal.

[Fworbin]

I come back out of the portal, slightly blue, and seal it with duct tape. I notice I'm still bleeding, and also seal this with duct tape.
De cewkey is mine, wack.

[Dragonpuff]

((Ah-ha! Now I get to use the post I wrote up, that I couldn't use anymore because Saturo jumped back into space! Huzzah for fandom jumps!))

Strange. Wherever did those come from? You seem to be standing on some sort of track. And what is the rumbling nois-BAM!
You have been hit by a (haunted) train!

The Cookie flies up, and I snatch it out of the air. Relaxing in the Engine, I pop it in my mouth and chuu-chuu! (oh god the puns....)

[Fworbin]

Ouch..Fortunately for me though, I was still duct-taping myself, and stuck to the front of the train.
I climb up, and quickly cover the windshield(Or whatever you call that part on a train), and all the windows, in tape. While you're trying to squeegee it off, I open the back door on the last car, and quietly sneak up behind your conductor chair..And send my Sleazy Gravy Fairy to distract you. While you're staring at a mushroom-fairy in cheap makeup and a push-up bra, I snatch the cookie, jump out of the train, and duck and roll! Owowowowowowowowowow...ow.
Lot more bruises, but MY COOKIE!!

[Azunara]

Look! What's that? Up in the rafters!

While you look up for the Black Knight, I steal ze cookie and run.

[Dragonpuff]

Sleazy Gravy Fairy... Do. Not. WANT! >.< Pushes it away! Pushes myself out of train!... Oops.
But I am saved, by a well timed franchise switch!
An flying orange fox with two tails appears and catches me before I hit the ground! We agree that Cookies are awesome, so he flies me after Azunara. As we zip past, I grab the Cookie! It is ours!

[Fworbin]

I saw that! I whistle, and a giant unicycle with a robot arm rolls up.
I ride up underneath you, and snatch you out of the air! I take the cookie from you, and throw you at some spikes.
MINEMINEMINEALLMINE

[Azunara]

Okay. Let's do this.

I tale the cookie, travel foward in time, but, expecting you to follow me, actually travel back in time. Riding a t-rex, I return to the future, and take over the world with the combined might of my cookie and the t-rex. Once done, I lock away the cookie inside a huge vault, which will fill with toxic gas if entered without my code. To reach the code panel, you have to dodge invisible lazer beams, and actually enter the facility, which is guarded by said t-rex and surrounded by a moat of lava. Filled with piranhas.

My cookie! You will never steal my cookie! Bwahahaha!

[Nevar]

I use mind powers to transport the cookie into my waiting hands and make your T.Rex mine because I love dinosaurs and I wants it..oh and I get Sephiroth from FF7 to guard me and the cookie..MY COOKIE!!

[Dragonpuff]

I put a little black bowler hat on the T. Rex's head, and now he takes orders from me! >:D I point him towards Nevar, and command him to get me the Cookie! The T. Rex eats Sephy, then chases Nevar into a corner, where he proceeds to fail at capturing the Cookie.
"What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the Cookie?!" I yell.
"I have a big head, and little arms. I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through." The T. Rex replies.
I facepalm. I then walk up, take the Cookie myself, and leave the T. Rex guarding Nevar.

[Fworbin]

While you're walking off, I sneak up behind you, pick you up, take the cookie, and throw you into a giant mousetrap, then run away.(The glue kind)
Koo-key eez myne.

[Azunara]

You evil T-Rex thieves!

Anyway, I place in a room where you are tickled until you go insane. While you are finally mad, I take the cookie, and walk out with an evil grin on my face.

Fear me! The cookie is mine! And I have the power to destroy. You. All.

[Fworbin]

I break out by telling the tickle things I am a lemon. Then I take a bite out of the wall, dance briefly, and tackle you.
I hog-tie you, then tell you a long-winded story about the history of yarn. You fall asleep. I paint your face with cow-blood, take the cookie, and jump off a cliff. I swim away.
Cookie'sHAHAHAtwitchHAHAHAHAHAtwitchHAHAHAmine.

[Saturo]

I report you to some medical lawyers. While they're busy convincing you why they will be able to get the best care for you, I sneakily take the cookie. Mine!

[Fworbin]

They convince me to get shock therapy. I'm ZZZT better now. I run up behind ZZZZTyou, but the ZZZZZTresidual electricity ZZZT gets your attention. I ZZZZZTchallenge you to a hat-eating contest. Being ZZZZTa horrible space-monster, I have the largerZZZZT stomach, and eat more hats. You rZZZZTeluctantly give me the cookie. Then I hack up aZZZT bunch of hats.
MY COOZZZZTKIE!!

[Azunara]

Eventually, after the help of some wolves who gnawed my ropes, (I think they chewed my face a bit too. I can't feel my nose!) I break free. I meander aimlessly, mourning the loss of my cookie. Eventually, some hikers find me, half dead and moaning about cookie. Rescued by various peoples, they take me to a hospital where they fix me up. I leave with a passion for revenge. Taking a piece of paper, I give you a mean paper cut. You squeal and writhe. I steal ze cookie!

My cookie! It's all mine! My precioussss....*hiss*

[Fworbin]

Ah! AZZZzT paper c- Oh. Nevermind, that last zap singed it shut. I run up to you, jab you with a rusty nail, and pour lemon juice in it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHZZZzzzTHAHAHAHAow.
Myzzzzztcookie. Hmm. Seems to be wearing off.

[Azunara]

OH THE AGONY! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

*writhes, while thrashing, accidentally trips you. The cookie conveniently flies to my hand.*

It...still...bu-hey, my cookie!

[Fworbin]

Irritated, I time thezzzt weakening zaps, and zap you. Then I sprinkle salt on the nail-wound. HAHAHAHAzzzzzztt...Hmm, think it's gone now. HAHAHAHAHA! Anywho, my cookie.