Female Reproductive Health [explicit]

[Miyon]

Smae I talked to my BF who is totally vain .. Soo seems the perfect choice, even he agrees that saying he/she is better looking and a kiss normally/should work.
As for porns ... Again bugged my vainty nub he says he never did or knows anyone would likes sticks and double D's ... Around us and people we know they like C's and D's never doubles ... And they do like girls with a bit of meat on their bones. Since you know being able to see bones is kinda ... Ugly.
But I guess the media just fails like that these days D:

I would have "liked" your post if I could. :p But yes, walking sticks looks sickly.. And they are usually tall as hell too.
Fail media, fail. Don't make us starve ourselves so we can look like photoshopped "ideal" women.

[lilatha]

lol XD
IT is true every magazine you see/buy is photoshoped ... All leaflets, Posters .... Even adverts have some kinda of Photoshoping images done to them ... Which intals makes women think they need to look like that even though its impossible!

[Miyon]

And then you can imagine how miserable they will feel when they cannot reach their goals to look like that. I'm not entirely sure if I should feel sorry for them or not. :s

[Nubhorns]

So I finally measured the ol' chesticles.

38 F. I've stopped being mad and now I'm just ashamed of my own boobs. It's like a dog you leave unsupervised around a cake, you turn around and then all of a sudden he's huge and you have no cake. Last time I actually had them measured they were Cs. Cs! When the hell did they go through a growth spurt? I hate them so much aaagh.

Realistically I think the surgeon will only be able to whittle them back down to Cs. But anything is better than constant, agonizing back pain.

/sets up a 'boobs 4 sale' sign

[Saturo]

Unfair. D:

[cowmuflage]

Ugh remind me not to get really drunk when It's that time of the month again >.> tampons soak up alot of vodka. For some reason I woke up today to find my box of the damn things that I just got yesterday are all now soaking in random cups of skittle vodka O.o I kind of needed them too.

[Wark]

Realistically I think the surgeon will only be able to whittle them back down to Cs. But anything is better than constant, agonizing back pain.

*soothe* Not all hope is lost! While one's breasts may abruptly balloon without provocation, they can also go the other way and shed some weight. Darned if I know the how or why, but it can happen. Ok, you probably can't bank on it, but maybe? Maybe you'll get lucky!


Today I woke up, glanced at my underwear, and started singing the "Halelujiah" chorus in my head for the better part of an hour. Another month of not being pregnant successfully achieved! (I have also been reminded that when one is on hormonal birth control, going an extra day of hormones tends to lead to another day before I get my period. Not that I halfway terrified myself or anything with the wait, nope.)

Annnnnd I even managed to time my painkillers so perfectly that cramps never came up. GLORY BE.

[cowmuflage]

So was my BF's birthday yesterday and he liked his surprise I got him haha he would not stop feeling it XD

[cowmuflage]

Is it ment to itch heaps down there? I mean it's been like a week now and it's just started itching real bad I guess it's just the hair growing back but It's not a good look itching your nono parts.lol

[Miyon]

When you shave it almost always itch. I can't do it because I scratch back until I bleed while asleep. Waxing ftw.

[cowmuflage]

Eh screw that I only shaved for my BFs birthday XD I think I might just let it grow back now.

[Hesantia]

Is it ment to itch heaps down there? I mean it's been like a week now and it's just started itching real bad I guess it's just the hair growing back but It's not a good look itching your nono parts.lol

Yes, atleast for me. I have shaved bare for about 7-8 years now, so I guess my skin is a bit used to it, but if I don't shave it will start itching after about 1½-2 weeks. I normally shave once a week, but you know, during your period you don't really feel the need/want to do it

I'm totally not saying you should shave if you don't want to, just saying that itching is normal when the hairs come back, or something.

[lilatha]

Yeah its normal at first after awhile you just forgot its even there ... or not in some cases D:
Im not phased by it anymore like its just part of the bathing thing for me now tbh but Im lame like this B:
Tbh you should try waxing once you know doesn't have to be down there but like legs or something it lasts about 2 weeks before you see stubble, bikini wax lasts about ... er... D: 3-5 weeks I think.
But if your scared of waxing maybe start with the eyebrows first or somethings

[cowmuflage]

Hmmm I'll try waxing my legs see how it goes from there I guess.


Anywho chest my god get some feeling please! I'm sick of haveing showers and not being able to feel the water on my boobs!

[lilatha]

Awww still no better That sucks. How long is the recovering time ment to be /soothes Cowmu

[cowmuflage]

About a year or so for the nerves to fully be 100% but about julyish I should have enough feeling there. Just a pain that I have to live with I have done it 2 times before!

[lilatha]

A year a no boob feeling!? Whut is this
Well over time I'm sure the pain will stop at some point soon ... Or so I hope!

[cowmuflage]

Ah yeah the pain goes away faster than the numbness! Rib surgery screws your chest up lol fun!

[lilatha]

The hell :<
But boob feeling *squeezes*I could never do that I would rather have a busted up chest D: But I'm stupid like that right now .... :3

[cowmuflage]

Ah well it was all for the better I can breathe better now! Like before hand sitting on a sofa was hard becouse It felt like I was somewhere with low O2 lvls or something :S