P. Dawg?? ><

[Azunara]

Nooooo! *shoves him off, and then a piece of dirt hits my head. I look up.*

Ooooooh....FrakfrakfrakfrakfekktigFRAK.

*casts Teleport:Moonglade on top of the Missile-Moonglade. Arthas is, thankfully, still down there. Bird form away!*

[Saturo]

Meanwhile, I'm scavenging around at the Frozen Throne, mocking the frozen Bolvar when I suddenly find what I'm here for! Frostmourne! Or... What's left of it... Anyhow, these splinters can EASILY be put together with duct tape! After some frantic taping, I pick up the legendary runesword, swing it around, and then poke it at random things. Other than some weird whispers coming from inside it, it seems to work!

MWAHAHAHAH! FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS!

(Also, I'm surprised that the word "frostmourne" is in an iPhone's dictionary...)

[Azunara]

Technically, if I'm your pet ghoul, you can't really steal my soul. And as a ghoul, skewering me wouldn't work too well either, you'd just get ghoul guts on the blade. (Ew.) Frostwyrm Maly is pretty safe. Only flaw I see is Alexstrasza...*looks at her red dragon pet.* RUN ALEX RUN!

[Saturo]

Even if this blade can't consume your soul, it's still quite sharp and pointy. Besides, some red dragonblood will wash those ghoul-guts right off...

[Azunara]

Noooo! Not Alexstrasza! Frostwyrm Alexstrasza...The thought...Either creeps me out or astounds me. Well...*glances at Alexstrasza, then coughs. * Maybe she'd be better off alive. Holy shazbot she's big! How could I kill her? Frostwyrm Maly does fine for now.

[Saturo]

Galakrond dives down from high above the unsuspecting Malygos, quickly taking a jawlock about the significantly smaller dragon's wings. Galakrond's gigantic wingspan is more than enough to keep them both airborne, however.

[Azunara]

Frostwyrm Maly! *hops onto Alexstrasza, who is smaller than Galakrond, but larger than Maly. We hover, waiting. We can't strike without hurting Maly, but you can't fight with cumbersome Maly in your way.*

[Saturo]

Hehe... You don't suspect a thing...
I sneak up behind you, Frostmourne ablaze with magical flames from a hitrating enchant. You. Are. So. Dead... Again...

Using my awesome knowledge about dragon anatomy, I throw a pebble at Alexstrasza, knocking her out for a few minutes. Quickly as... Uhh... Something very quick, I manage to tie you down. I start preparing the ritual to turn a living dragon into an undead dragon under my command.

[Azunara]

NOOO! With a final, last-ditch panic effort, I dismiss Alexstrasza back to my stables, practically shouting the words. Frostwyrm Maly is still wriggling, trapped, but Alexstrasza is safe. Then I start gnawing my ropes off to free myself.

[Saturo]

"You cost me a fine minion, ghoul..."
I slowly lower Frostmourne towards you, and it glows with anticipation.
"Frostmourne hungers..."

[Azunara]

Uhm...Would it help if I said sorry? Or...Uh...*stalls for a few seconds, then silently resummons Alexstrasza, who leaps from beyond, pinning you down. Finish gnawing self free, and root Galakrond, forcing him to the earth, causing Maly to wriggle semi-free, so that he's still trapped by jawlock, by at an angle where he can slash and claw.*

[Saturo]

I start casting [Fury of Frostmourne].

[Azunara]

Alexstrasza looks from me, to her claw, to me, to her claw again, lets go, and flies quickly away to escape the Wrath of Frostmourne. Meanwhile, I stand my ground and go aid Frostwyrm Maly.

[Fworbin]

Wow. Alright, you've convinced me. Here, take these. [Warglaives of Azzinoth]
Illidan's off chasing doves, or dead. I forget which, but he won't mind.
Say, if Saturo has Frostmourne, does that make her the new Lich Queen?

[Azunara]

Wow. Alright, you've convinced me. Here, take these. [Warglaives of Azzinoth]
Illidan's off chasing doves, or dead. I forget which, but he won't mind.
Say, if Saturo has Frosmourne, does that make her the new Lich Queen?

*coughs*

Thanks muchly! Living to see another day is always good. *arms self, and starts hacking at Galakrond's bones, hoping to free Frostwyrm Maly, who releases Arcane Missiles of Doom. The combined assault causes him to let go. Mount Maly, take to the air, and get ready to flee!*

[Ryno]

Wow. Alright, you've convinced me. Here, take these. [Warglaives of Azzinoth]

Traitor!

[Fworbin]

Traitor!

Pffft. I've been neutral until now, but not being a member of your faith, I had to draw the line somewhere.

[Saturo]

I jump - mount Undead Galakrond, and flies after. The savage frostwyrm has no trouble catching up to Maly. I slash in your general direction with Frostmourne.

Also, Ryno... SLAY THE TRAITOR!

[Ryno]

Pffft. I've been neutral until now, but not being a member of your faith, I had to draw the line somewhere.

But you misled me... I don't understand. You could've had fame, power, followers... even money wouldn't be an object. How can you throw all that away?!

[Fworbin]

I did? Thought I said I wasn't a member earlier..Sorry, my bad. I don't need all that, the vulture carcasses are enough for me. Besides, I'm chaotic neutral. Usually.