Corrupted Wishes

[Pawtrack]

Granted, but they are fly cookies (that's what my dad jokingly calls poo... )

I wish I had a tablet and photoshop...

[Azunara]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish I had a pet dragon that didn't want to eat me...

[Saturo]

Granted, but it's dead now from starvation.

I wish Azu would have an... Accident...

[Azunara]

...

*debates with this one...*

No, I honestly can't think of a good one here, so I'll just go with Granted, but I go back in time before this event occurs, so that it really never occurred at all...

I wish Saturo would explode into a million pieces! *cackles. *

[Pawtrack]

Granted, but you get hit by a speeding peice of Saturo meat and are killed.

I wish I was rich

[Fworbin]

Very well, you are rich. In India.

I wish I wasn't so lazy about leveling now.

[Azunara]

Granted, but you devote all your time to leveling without stopping and finally keel over dead due to lack of sleep, food, and water.

I wish my cat wasn't evil.

[Fworbin]

As you wish. However, he/she now spends all his/her time bringing you 'presents' and leaving them in your bed.

I wish I had laser vision. Would be quite handy.

[Saturo]

Granted, but you burn your own eyelids off.

I wish I had money. Lots of money.

[Fworbin]

Very well. However, your fortune is in Pesos.

I wish I had a hat collection.

[Azunara]

Granted, and it's worth millions. Unfortunately, in all burns down.

I wish I didn't have a cut on my finger. It makes typing hard...

[Pawtrack]

Granted, but you now have only nine fingers

[Saturo]

Yay, I don't have to grant anything!

I wish that Stereo could finally win DBW.

[Azunara]

Granted, you win it, but a hacker comes, takes it, and when your account is restored, you don't get it back.

I wish for a peach. *nods.*

[rubybeam]

you get a peach but found out a worm pooped in it but it was radioactive poop of a mutated worm that was cut in half talk about luck eh?

i wish that i could roleplay all day long

[Saturo]

Granted, but now you can't eat.

I wish I didn't have to wake up in the morning for school and overall life. I'm nocturnal, dammit!

[rubybeam]

it came true only now you got killed by a vampire hunter.

i wish for a cookie

[Saturo]

Granted, but Ryno made it.

I wish Veph would grant me this wish...

[rubybeam]

granted only it was a hairy serpent in disguise.

i wish to have my rino back.

[Saturo]

Granted, but he's dead.

I wish I could win this game of Klondyke. It's impossible!