My Cookie!

[Saturo]

Me and C'Thun attack you for ripping him off.
Your heart explodes. Me and C'Thun hold up he cookie. Ours!

(Yeah, I'm now allied with an old god. Beat that!)

[Rottingham]

"Jolly Boots of Doom!" Raid C'Thun, stealing the cookie. We open the light to those who wish to follow!
"Come Saturo and C'Thun!" Shouts Santa "Forget our foolish pasts and work as one! Work with Jolly Boots of Doom!"
Conan then hides the cookie in his hair and we run off!

[Azunara]

Meh.

*joins with Yogg-Saron.*

ALL YOUR SARONITE (and cookies.) BELONG TO US!

[Saturo]

Saturo hasjoined the raid "Jolly Boots of Doom".
Saturo raids Ulduar. Ze cookie. Ze is mine.

[Zanidar]

*Allies with Malygos, then rides into battle on him (battle chicken died) and in the confusion, steals the cookie and hides*

My cookie

[Azunara]

Azunara has earned the achievement: [Dragon Tamer!]
Azunara has tamed Alexstrasza.
Azunara casts [Rejuvenate] on Alexstrasza.
Azunara gains [Cat Form].
Azunara casts [Mangle] on Zanibar.
Alexstrasza casts [Flames of Sorrow].

Zanibar has died.

Azunara receives loot: Cookie.

[Rottingham]

"Jolly Boots of Doom!" again destroy Azunara, leaving him as a little puddle of ooze on the carpet. THey rub him with a wet rag and reclaim their cookie!

[Zanidar]

Azunara has earned the achievement: [Dragon Tamer!]
Azunara has tamed Alexstrasza.
Azunara casts [Rejuvenate] on Alexstrasza.
Azunara gains [Cat Form].
Azunara casts [Mangle] on Zanibar.
Alexstrasza casts [Flames of Sorrow].

Zanibar has died.

Azunara receives loot: Cookie.

I'm Zanidar, not Zanibar. That was not the real cookie, so I still have the real one.


*raises an army of...murlocs...to protect the cookie*

[Ryno]

Ha! I speak Murloc and I have a +20 in Diplomacy! I tame your ENTIRE Murloc army, and hide the cookie UNDER MY TONGUE! Anyone who tries to get it... will get licked...

Mai coothie! (talking with a cookie under tongue is haaard...)

[Saturo]

I use my pet old god, C'Thun to snatch the cookie from your mouth with one of his tentacles. The tentacle manages to give the cookie to me, before melting due to Rynos
licking.

My acid-drenched cookie!

[Dragonpuff]

Suddenly, toxic green ooze starts to rise up all over the place. The globs begin to collect, forming into bigger and bigger blobs. What the heck is it?!
Funny story actually. When Saturo through my loyal minipet at me, it did not actually devour me! No, in fact, we became one! I became sentient glob of Toxic Wastyness! But it was not my time to strike, not yet. Behind the scenes, I was absorbing little dead kittens, and fallen people in boots. I have gotten bigger with every body consumed, and now, NOW is the time to strike!
I sploosh around Saturo, and she disappears. Strangelt enough, the cookie remains intact, suspended in the middle of my giant green self. Lookit that! The jelly wiggles, but the cookie never moves!

[Saturo]

I engage in mental combat with the toxic glob. I manage to take control of the part suspending the cookie, and break away with it. My cookie! Also, my toxic glob!

[Helio]

I punt the gnome... My Cookie!

[Saturo]

I'm a glob of goo now, you fool. I start absorbing the matter of your foot into me, a very painful process for you.

[Helio]

I take off my boot and toss the gnome away...still my cookie

[Sonata]

I have arrive to steal the cookie with my newly attacked arm and new italian leather shoes!
With amazing rapier skills I take the cookie from dear Helios hands for a trade of a single Peacebloom.
Now who owns the cookie? ME!

[Helio]

I kick Sonata's shin with my steel-toe boots and take the cookie as it flies out of Sonata's hand, with a swift shuffle of my feet, I land another kick in Sonata's face before cheerfully hopping away.

MY COOKIE!!!

[Azzrazzah]

There's a little oozy piece of Sonata's shin stuck to the toe of your boot and as you try to hop away your foot skids out from under you and you land in a heap at my feet; the cookie rolls away from your out streached quivering hand. I pick up the cookie and walk casually to the nearest Inn for a cold glass of milk to dunk My Cookie in...

[Fworbin]

Having been dead for a while, when I rez I'm back to normal. I whistle.
When you're about to dunk the cookie, you hear a roaring-hissing noise, an a blob of acid hits the back of your head, closely followed by a nine-foot brown worm chewing on it. When he's done gnawing, I walk over and pick the cookie out of what's left. Hunter forum, hunter tactics. =P
The cookie be mine.

[Zanidar]

My resurrected Battle Chicken falls from the sky, lands on Fworbin, then I take the cookie. My cookie