You know what really grinds my gears? [mature/NSFW]

[cowmuflage]

Ginger helps with tummy probs it helped when i had my tummy surgery. Well ok not with the pain but it helped with the sick feeling.

[Sarayana]

It does. Another trick is to drink/eat something sour. When I was pregnant I was guzzling water with lime juice and my doc told me that made sense since the acidity naturally combats nausea.

[Saturo]

I'm not pregnant Sara, but thanks for the tip.

Sadly, I don't think I have any ginger nearby... D:
*Gurgles acid*

[Sarayana]

Well I didn't honeslty think you were, I was just passing on the advice. Hope you feel better, Sat.

[Jangalian]

You know what grinds my gears is that I HATE MY STEP SISTER I HATE HER I HATE HER! I HATE HER STUPID FACE AND HER BAD ATTITUDE AND THE WAY SHE TALKS DOWN TO ME AND THE WAY SHE SNEERS AT ME AND I WISH SHE WOULD JUST DIE. SHE CALLS ME THE C-WORD AND CUSSES AT ME IN FRONT OF THE BOSS AND NOTHING IS EVER DONE BECAUSE SHE'S HIS OLDEST DAUGHTER. SHE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF HIM, AND TAKES HIS MONEY AND EMBEZZLES MONEY FROM THE WORKPLACE, AND NOTHING IS IS DONE, BECAUSE SHE'S HIS DAUGHTER.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!




/pants angrily and walks away to calm down before she wrecks the place

[cowmuflage]

Saturo lets just hope you don't have a lump in your belly cos that was the first sign when i had one. I kept haveing these really bad tummy upsets and then went to my surgen for my month checkup on my chest and asked him if he could look at ma belly and then he made me have cat scans and stuff.

But i don't think you have a lump in ya belly.

[Saturo]

No, I definitely don't have a lump in my belly. xD
I've had CAT scans and such too, for different reasons tough. I'm glad you're with us, Cow. Wouldn't be the same without you! :D

[cowmuflage]

heh i'd recommend not chewing your hair its a good way of not getting belly lumps just trust me!

[Saturo]

Okay, I think it's beginning to turn into a fever... It's either something like diarrhea or a slight case of Captain Trips.

[cowmuflage]

I hope its not the T-virus

[Worba]

People who love themselves so much they get mad if you don't also love them

People who never get tired of being wrong

People who use insider status to get away with being jerks

Fat, gristle, or bones in anything I am eating

Country music

Danielle Steele

Cultural intolerance

Dutch people

[Saturo]

Dutch people

I'd be careful with statements like that.

[cowmuflage]

I thougt i smelled racism in the air today.

[Worba]

Dutch people

I'd be careful with statements like that.

I take it you never saw Austin Powers then?

Did you even catch the irony between "cultural intolerance" and "dutch people"?

Come on now...

[Worba]

I thougt i smelled racism in the air today.

No, that was literalism you smelled.

Here we go:

"Nigel Powers: All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0295178/quotes

[cowmuflage]

Thats still not funny and you should not post things like as you could upseat people.

[Worba]

Thats still not funny and you should not post things like as you could upseat people.

I wouldn't want to upseat anyone

[Antares]

Thats still not funny and you should not post things like as you could upseat people.

I wouldn't want to upseat anyone

Me neither. Especially when they're really comfortable.

[Saturo]

I'm a bit upset. I'm fairly sure some others are too.

And Austin Powers is an "in-your-face"-type parody, you just wrote it right in the middle of an otherwise serious post.

[cowmuflage]

then Worba don't post things like that if you dont want to upset people. jeez its good to think before you post sometimes