My Cookie!

[Fworbin]

Ouch. I make fried chicken out of it, and throw the hot grease at you. While your're sizzling, I walk up, take the cookie, and walk off.
Hye zaid eet hwas mye koo-key.

[Zanidar]

I blow a horn and my tauren friend rides his kodo in and smashes you. I take the cookie and hearth. My cookie.

[Fworbin]

Once you get there a rogue stabs you and loots the cookie. He mails it to me, since I hired him.
My cookie, wack.

[Zanidar]

My faithful hyena Fenrir intercepts the cookie just as you are about to grab it, then runs back to me. I port out and go somewhere that no one can find me. My cookie.

[Fworbin]

You look at your hand and realize that you're holding a beetle, not a cookie. Hyenas are not the brightest.
'Tis my cookie, sir.

[Zanidar]

Hijacks a gnome's flying machine, flies by you, shoots you in the face, and grabs the cookie. My cookie now.

[Ryno]

HA! I KNOW OF YOUR OGRE ARMY FRUIT VENDOR! AND IT SHALL ATTACK ZANIDAR'S FLYING SHIP AND STEAL ME THE COOKIE!

MY COOKIE!

Says Cro Threadstrong...

[Zanidar]

I wasn't on the flying ship. My cat Echeyakee grabs the cookie and comes back to me. My cookie

[Dragonpuff]

I blow a certain horn, and get Echeyakee's attention. Before he returns to you, he feels the need to wander around some bones in the Barrens. When he gets there, I snipe him with Tranquilizing Shot that actually tranquilizes, and while he is asleep, I steal the cookie from him.
My Cookie!

Yeah, I totally reformed from being ooze. I'm that badass.

[Saturo]

I'm still ooze...

I jump you, and you start melting, adding to my own form. Haha!

[Fworbin]

I drop sacks of salt on you, and you dry up. I take the cookie, since you're harmless powder now.
Ish mine.

[Saturo]

It starts raining. I'm rehydrated! Yay me!
I latch onto your head, melting it while absorbing it's... Matter... I truly do eat faces...

Anywho, now that I'm in the position that your head used to be in, I control your body. I lift your arm, and gaze in awe upon the cookie. Mine/Yours.

[Zanidar]

I trigger some goblin explosives that I put inside the ooze, and when the explosion is gone the ooze is no more. I take the cookie. My cookie.

[Azunara]

Let's see....

You walk along and notice a lollipop on the ground, so you of course ,against better judgment, eat it. It gets caught in your throat and you die. Dragging myself free, I take the cookie.

Whoo-hoo! Even lollipop preserved people can take cookies!

[Dragonpuff]

I managed to separate myself from the Saturo ooze before it was blowed up. I was ooze before too, so I know how to keep myself together! As I am in the process of reforming, I look like a normal Belf, but bright shiney green, still made of ooze! I use my previous experiance as a zombie and shuffle towards Azunara, groaning.
Azunara runs screaming, something about a Boogey-Monster, and I take the Cookie!
I eats it, and it becomes suspended in my body again.

[Zanidar]

I use the force to take the cookie out of the ooze and put it into my hand. My cookie

[Ryno]

I fly in on a kite! Snag the cookie and drift away on a strong breeze!

My cookieeee...

[Fworbin]

Suddenly you're stuck by lightning, ala Benjamin Franklin. The cookie flies out of your hand and lands on my neckstump.
Even in death, it's still my cookie.

[Azunara]

I inch towards the cookie and corpse. I poke the headless body.

Nothing.

I do it again, just to be sure, and get the same result. Giggling like a maniac, I take the cookie and flee!

Cookie eez mine.

[Rottingham]

I pop out of the headless corpse and tackle
then the unthinkable happens...
I BROKE THE COOKIE!!!
!!!
!!!
!!!
oh no, wait, just your ribcage. my bad, cookie's intact! My cookie!