My Cookie!

[Saturo]

Suddenly you notice that you're surrounded by twenty blobs of Slime. You are absorbed.

My cookie!

[Azunara]

Eventually, I hire a druid to rez and heal me. I am now in a better state than all of you! The druid and I team up, and we both go bird form, dive bombing Saturo and the oozes. We still the cookie in the process, flying away and cackling.

"Don't try anything or we'll RAWRbomb!"

Our (Azu's and random druid) cookie!

[Saturo]

But what you forget is that I'm a blobmonster! I reform, and morph into an airplane. As you see the green airplane of jello evil, you flee, forgetting the cookie. I remorph into a Gnome, pick it up, and suspend it inside of me.

FEAR THE JELLO GNOME!

[Zanidar]

I *insert random act of stupidity here* and somehow get the cookie. My cookie

[Saturo]

I reassemble from inside the sharks stomache, and walk out of the swimming pool wearing a shark suit.
You are frightened by the shark with jellognomelegs, and drop the cookie followed by a quick retreat.

My cookie!

[Azunara]

I dilute you with water. You're now a nasty, liquidy substance on the floor. I pick up the cookie and the druid and I run!

Our cookie!

[Zanidar]

I drop a rock on the druid, then appear in front of you with my spear pointed at you. You run into my spear, are impaled, and die. I take the cookie. My cookie now.

[Saturo]

You suddenly notice that you're standing in Diluted Ooze, and you quickly jump out of it. However, you slip, and fall face down into it. You start melting, while I absorb you. The cookie falls into the middle of the puddle. Mine! Haha!

[Azunara]

I die, screaming, "MEDIC!" Eventually, my druid buddy comes too, rezzes me, and says with a grin, "That's okay. No one important died." After scowling, we get a large boar to eat the jello mass that is Saturo. We take the cookie, cheetah form, and flee.

Our cookie once more!

[Saturo]

I punch the bears kidneys until it dies. Then I come out of it, no longer diluted, and absorb it. You drop the cookie in fear as you see the giant jellognome. I pick it up. Mine.

[Azunara]

If I remember correctly, no one killed my pet, so...

Azunara casts [Call Pet].
Alexstrasza is summoned.
Alexstrasza casts [Scorching Flames].
Alexstrasza casts [Fire Claw].
Azunara casts [Renewal] on Alexstrasza.
Random druid casts [Tree Form].
RD casts [Healing Touch] on Alexstrasza.
Azunara casts [Cat Form].

Saturo the Ooze Gnome has died.
Azunara receives loot [Cookie!]

Our cookie! Fear us!

[Saturo]

I release spirit and run back to my corpse. I wait until you stop camping it, and then ress. I run over to the closes vendor, who happens to have three Nuclear Bombs for sale. I buy them, and then throw one at you. You are blown up. I pick up the Irradiated cookie, whilst holding anoher bomb up threateningly. Don't you dare come closer to Saturo the Jellognome!

[Azunara]

Random druid looks at my corpse helplessly.

[Party][Random Druid]: Lol, what now?
[Party][Azunara]: I don't know, scare her off, rez me! Something!

Random druid casts Teleport: Moonglade on [Cookie].
Random Druid casts [Rebirth] on Azu.
Random Druid and Azu cast [Teleport: Moonglade.]

Our cookie!

[Saturo]

I use the small controlpad for my ship, and use it's teleporter rays to beam me to Moonglade.
I throw a Nuclear Bomb at you and Random Druid. You blow up.
I pick up the Even More Irradiated Cookie. Mine!

[Azunara]

Uhm....We rez, and throw a smelly sock at you! While you're gagging, we take the nasty cookie.

Wait a second....No, you can keep this cookie. We're going to make a new one. We go off and make a triple chocolate chip cookie.

Our cookie, you can keep your awful cookie!

[Saturo]

Very well! I absorb the cookie. It's mine now. Forever.

[Dragonpuff]

OozeBelf looks pointedly at JelloGnome. "You realise that Cookie is gone now though, right?"

I let myself fall apart, drop into the sewer system, and find the place that the new Cookie was made in. I ninja in through the tap, and while Azu and RD wait in another room for the cookie to finish cooling, I snatch it! I quickly reform, then us my Direbrew Remote to travel to the Grim Guzzler, where me and the Cookie rock out with the TAFKAL80ETC!

[Azunara]

"Hey, RD..."
"Yeah, Azu?"
"...Where's the cookie....?"

*Mass panic ensues, and Scarlet Tracker Hounds are employed. Cookie is tracked to the Grim Guzzler, where Azu and RD launch all out attack (Stealth, pounce, shred, shred, mangle, shred, maim, take cookie, dash.) and retrieve the cookie.*

Ours once more.

[Dragonpuff]

TAFKAL80ETC is pissed that you crashed their party, yo. They catch up with you both, smash you into oblivion with their instruments of choice, then return the Cookie to me. Signed, of course!

[Azunara]

Random Druid is sick of being bashed. Random Druid has left the group.

Anyway, I pick myself up from the ground, and pickpocket the signed cookie, fleeing. I perch on the chain leading out of the mountain. "Right. Anyone moves and I drop it. Then NO ONE gets it!"

My cookie!