My Cookie!

[Saturo]

No! EVE!

I decide to wait until someone easier to kill takes the cookie. You evil!

[Sonata]

You made me resort to underhanded stuff...I've died by your jellognome mitt's more than Fworbins bite!
The cookie is ouuuuurs!
*insert crazy badguy laugh here*

[Azzrazzah]

Your *insert Crazy Badguy Laugh here* got inserted into My Noise machine trinket and came out as a sonic boom.. Knocking you onto your butt!!! As your trying to get to your feet and shaking your head cause you can't hear so good for all that ringing of your ears.. I walk up and pluck the cookie from your nervless fingers...
Hah.. Been awhile.. But now the cookie is MINE.. again

[Saturo]

Great! The cookie is in the hand of someone easy to kill!

The earth under you falls away to form a pit, which you are now stuck in. The cookie flies into my hand by a gust of wind. Mine!

[Azzrazzah]

Easy to kill??
Maybe...
But spirits do rise again... And you'll allways be looking over your shoulder; wondering when I will strike again.. Your falling under my curse.. The cookie in your hand starts to change; not to be as bright as it once was in your eyes.. You stare at the cookie; your selfloathing takes over and you let the cookie drop to the ground and walk away... Mean while, I got to figure out how to get outa this hole

[Dragonpuff]

I look around warilt, then pick up the cookie. I then walk back over to Sonata. "Eve ransom, very nice! I approve!"
It is ours!

[Rottingham]

/rez cast on thread
cookie's mine!

[Sonata]

Rotti doesn't realize it but he doesn't have the cookie. He is having an illusion created by the Faceless ones.
I highfive with Dragon cause we are the rulers of the cookie!
Our cookie. Who dares to challenge us?!

[Saturo]

Since Im a rogue too, I sap your dragon friend and gouge you.
/pickpocket cookie
/cheer
/vanish

[Sonata]

after a random rabid cocroach attacked me forcing the Sap to break.
/Target Saturo
/Hex
/punt frog to icecrown
/loot cookie

[Saturo]

I spot the Helm of Dominion! Unfortunately, it's on Arthas' head. I absorb Arthas, and morp into Gnomeform again. I place the Helf of Dominion on my head. After watching an awesome movie, I command my army of Undead to attack.

Sonata is killed by a Rotting Ghoul.
Rotting Ghoul loots Sonata.
Rotting Ghoul ahs received item: Cookie.
Sonata is eaten by a Rotting Ghoul.
I command Rotting Ghoul to come to me, and bring the cookie.

I receive item: Cookie.

[Dragonpuff]

I fly into The Black Temple, jumping Illidan and absorbing him with my own Ooze powers! And unlike the time that Illy attempted this, I storm Icecrown and come out successful! You were not prepared!
I return to Sonata's body, and poke it with one of my Warglaives.
Our Cookie!

[Saturo]

Jello vs. Ooze.

You are jumped by a blob of jello wearing the helm of dominion. Somehow, the cookie is now mine. Yay.

[Dragonpuff]

((All I can picture in my head is a godzilla type battle, with two giant blobs of jiggly green attacking each other. >3 ))

I counterattack with my warglaives of azzinoth. Somehow, the cookie is mine again! Oo''

[Saturo]

If it's godzilla figths you want...

While you morph into a giant oozesaur, I morph into a jellomoth.
I slap you. The cookie is somehow mine.

[Sonata]

I watch the battle unfold, I gather my fiery fighting spirit and make this scene into an anime scene.
"Please Dragon you must defeat the evil! My fiery spirit of courage commands it!"
"I'm BUUURNIIIING"
*insert long battle that includes bug spay*
Saturo has been defeated and the cookie has been returned to the defenders of the cookie!

[Saturo]

The land arround you is enveloped in a deep, deep shadow. A sudden glow behind you makes you turn around in curiosity. A gnome stands before you, and points upwards. As you turn your gaze upwards, you see what looks like a huge spaceship. One of it's weaponturrets is pointed at you. The gnome starts talking very excitedly and quickly.

"Look! I upgraded my ship! From now on, I ride in a Nyx!"
"Uhh... Ok..."
"I would like to offer you a grand tour!"
"Im... I'm not really sure I..."
"You don't get a choice."

You are beamed onboard. I take you on the grand tour. You are astonished.

As we go back to the transporterroom, you are knocked unconscious by several security droids.

***

You wake up on a barren planet. There is a note taped to your armor. It reads:
"Thanks for the cookie! Oh, and enjoy your stay on Carje IV. I hope you packed a blanket, the nights can get quite chilly.

Hearty greetings;
Saturo."

((Amd I hereby end the jellognome chapter.))

[Sonata]

D: And I was holding the cookie for so long with Dragonpuff of course!

After a plothole in the plot I appear in your new ship again. With the mighty power of goblin cakes, I make you jump ship...thus with mah noobish haxxor skills I take over your ship.
Oh and yes I got the cookie while you jumped the ship for the goblin cakes.

[Saturo]

I jump into a shuttle and return to my ship. When you thought you activated the security systems, you actually just turned off the moodlighting down in engineering. I return and knock you unconscious. I drop you off at Rigel II instead. That place is hot as a furnace.

[Fworbin]

Having been dead for so long, I was used as test ammunition by gnome engineers who had developed an experimental space cannon.
They target Saturo's ship, and fire me. I fly right into the garbage chute, and land on a pile of corpses. I suddenly remember I'm a zombie, get up, and blunder around until I find a fairly intact hyena head, then clumsily sew it on. Being a zombie, I'm stone-cold, so the security droids' thermal scanners don't detect me. I make it to the cockpit, and while Saturo's laughing manically, I try that dog-karate-chop-thing from Bolt. It doesn't work, so I bite off the hand holding the cookie, and run away and hide.
Long post is very long.
My kewkee.