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Unread post by **Azunara** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:14 pm

Nooooo! Dangit, haven't we learned that Velkyn fails at necroma-Noo! Not the scalpel! Augh! IT HURTS! *screeching sounds.*

Help my Dragons · Unread post by **VelkynKarma** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:24 pm

/gleefully goes to work under Saturo's careful tutelage

Haha, scalpel....it's such a funny word. Scal...ple...

~VelkynKarma

Unread post by **Azunara** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:29 pm

Look, if you're going to cut me up, not knock me out so I don't feel pain, and do Elune know's what else...Can't you at least be serious abo-Hey! You're right! Scalpel is a weird word. Rhymes with apple...

Unread post by **Ryno** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:37 pm

/crawls out from under table

Had some... things... to take care of.

What'd I miss? Oh hey, a scalpel. That's a funny word. Scalpel.

Unread post by **Azunara** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:41 pm

Isn't it-ow- though? Really? You can think of all sorts of things to r-OW! Watch it!- rhyme withs scalpel. Apple....uh...Skedaddle!...-Frak, ow that hurt!-And, uhm...Snapple?

Unread post by **Ryno** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:43 pm

/watches the procedure

Hmm.

/thinks to give advice, then thinks better of it

/is attacked by a hobgoblin

/takes fight outside

Unread post by **Azunara** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:46 pm

That's right! You sta-OWCH!- stay out of this! She can do a better job than you can...Likely. Hope-Eeowch!-fully, probably...
I'm doomed.

Unread post by **Saturo** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:47 pm

*Walks out to watch hobgoblin fight, leaving Velkyn unsupervised.*

Unread post by **Ryno** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:51 pm

/EPIC FISTFIGHT OUTSIDE IN A HERD OF RHINOS

/USING RHINOS AS CLUBS

Unread post by **Saturo** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:52 pm

/cheers for the rhinos

Unread post by **Azunara** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:54 pm

Hmm. How well do cloaking fields cloak sound...

*Meanwhile, continues being disassembled,l and taking matters into somewhat my own hands, starts giving advice.*

"Right, now I'm a druid. We know where to slice in order to really hit our foes hard. You want cut there, for a niiiice, clean cut that can easily be fixed later. There is good too. Not there, that'll kill them, and that's not good. There is good, that place is bad..."

Unread post by **Ryno** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:56 pm

/takes hobgoblin into the crater that was the Nexus in a showdown

/is quickly kidnapped by goblins

/leaves a note for Saturo

/note says, in bad handwriting, "I GOT TIHS!1"

Unread post by **Saturo** » Wed May 26, 2010 5:59 pm

*Shrugs, and walks inside the cloaking field again*
(Cloaks like the one I imagine Saturo uses tend to hide sound as well, tough in some Sci-Fi ships have to remain stationary while cloaked, lest the enemy be able to "hear" the ship on sensors.)

Unread post by **Azunara** » Wed May 26, 2010 6:07 pm

(*curses*)

*Anyway, still contentedly giving advice now and then. "At this rate, you'll get an A for sure." *nods*

Help my Dragons · Unread post by **VelkynKarma** » Wed May 26, 2010 6:07 pm

Ah, thanks for being such a good sport AND helping me out Azunara!

/gleefully cuts correctly and is totally psyched to get an A+ which is clearly what she'll get with this awesome work

~VelkynKarma

Unread post by **Azunara** » Wed May 26, 2010 8:34 pm

My logic is-Careful, if you hit that artery, your target'll die. Couple inches to the left and you're golden.- that if you get an A, you'll pass, and then I'm free. Besides, if you do this correctly, I'm in less pain!

Again, the upper body, 'specially round the neck and head, is very sensitive with lots of nerves and arteries. So, you have to be very careful. These places you avoid, these places are safe. You want to cut carefully, slowly, and make sure your blade is sharp for clean cuts!

Help my Dragons · Unread post by **VelkynKarma** » Wed May 26, 2010 9:06 pm

Right, got it, got it.

/is veeeery careful

~VelkynKarma

Unread post by **Ryno** » Wed May 26, 2010 10:51 pm

*spare bucket of black licorice falls off a shelf onto the incomplete Azu*

Unread post by **Saturo** » Thu May 27, 2010 1:15 am

Velkyn. This is necromancy class. Your supposed to revive her later anyway. Terminate it's existance.

Unread post by **Azunara** » Thu May 27, 2010 7:05 am

...

Aaaw. But we were doing so well! Look, not the least bif of pain, and I'm still reasonably sane! Always a plus. And...I'm teaching her anatomy while I'm at it!

*...braces self for inevitable death. Again.*

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