First pet - Hijacked and proud of it

[Saturo]

that gnomes ahs some serious issues if u ask me

True facts.

[Azunara]

*watches this amusedly.*

She's going to kill you in your sleep. She's lulling you into a false sense of security, and when you're not watching, she will kill you, without pity or regret. She has cameras watching you. I've fought her before, it never ends. Ever. She's destroyed my army ten times over, corrupting and killing them. She turned me into a minion! Only a matter of time before you join her ranks. A matter of time.

Also, Mittens is an awesome name for a cat. xD

[Saturo]

*watches this amusedly.*

She's going to kill you in your sleep. She's lulling you into a false sense of security, and when you're not watching, she will kill you, without pity or regret. She has cameras watching you. I've fought her before, it never ends. Ever. She's destroyed my army ten times over, corrupting and killing them. She turned me into a minion! Only a matter of time before you join her ranks. A matter of time.

Also, Mittens is an awesome name for a cat. xD

Shh...!

[Azunara]

*hides*

Sorry, thought it was fair to give them a warning! To make up for it, my blues and I will help you?

[Saturo]

Most excellent...

[tramani]

great now theres 2 of them
"peppersprays the stalkers"
where do these things keep comming from?
i just refumigated

[Saturo]

*The refumigation is ineffective*
*Continues stalking*

[tramani]

here we go again
tatatatataaaaaa

[tramani]

tell you what , il help you kill azunara if u leave me alone , it seems you 2 have a special stalking bond from a time long ago
you can use my pepperspray
and i have cookies

[Saturo]

Pff! I don't need to kill Azu anymore. Azu is on my side now.
*Recommences stalking*

[tramani]

so theres no way i can get rid of you at all?
why do you stalk me anyway?
because im a troll , thats just racist
il report you to blizzard for being a racists against my kind...mon

[Azunara]

No, she stalks everyone. Rite of passage. Seriously. Everybody here has been stalked by her at one point or another. You're not special in anyway. Honest.

How was that for a cover-up? I thought it was really good!

[tramani]

then it is time the stalker becomes the stalked one
"disappears"

[Saturo]

*Climbs up into a tree with foodsupplies for a month*
Very well! I shall starve you out, troll!

[tramani]

"subtle stalks the gnome into the tree"
"watch the gnome amused"
foolish gnome , dont you know , i am a troll , i hunt my food.
"grins wickedly"

[Saturo]

*Picks up rifle*
You trying to threaten me, fool?

[tramani]

threaten you , muhehe , i wouldnt think of it
"grinn and disappears"

[Saturo]

*Lobs a grenade in Tramani's general direction*

[tramani]

"laughs loudly from waaaay the other side"
ul have to do better then that

[Saturo]

*Activates lifesigns detector*