Corrupted Wishes

[rubybeam]

your wish came true but faded in 5 secounds.

i wish that i had the greatest wish.

[Saturo]

Granted, but it's actually a bomb, courtesy of me.
*Giggle*

I wish they'd upgrade the old charactermodels in Cata.

[rubybeam]

granted but then they turn out more ugly

i wish that facebook was gone.

[Saturo]

Granted, but it merges into MySpace.

I wish FaceSpace would be gone.

[rubybeam]

POOF it's gone but now you're getter beaten by people who loved it

i wish that people would understand furries for once.

[Saturo]

Granted, but now werewolves roam free.

I wish this was a list.

[rubybeam]

granted but then a boa eats it.

i wish that you turned out to be a vampire who can't drink blood

[Saturo]

Granted, but it turns out I'm not. I just prefer the night.

I wish electricity would be cheaper.

[rubybeam]

granted only we came back to where it was most primitive

i wish to have a corehound mount.

[Saturo]

Granted, but you now burn your pants off whenever you try to ride somewhere.

I wish Rubybeam would wear pants.

[rubybeam]

granted only they're shorts not pants

i wish that i had REAL pants

[Saturo]

Granted, but they burn up when you mount that corehound.

I wish Rubybeam had fireproof pants!

[rubybeam]

granted but they're not waterproof

i wish for a cookie to give to saturo for giveing pants.

[Saturo]

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish I could beat my Bejeweled record!

[rubybeam]

granted, but you are now in the game

i wish for glowsticks.

[Saturo]

Granted, but Ryno made them. With his own hands.

I wish I could get out of this stupid game.

[Fworbin]

As you wish. However, you're only hallucinating.

I wish shoveltusk were tameable. I want a pigmoose...

[rubybeam]

granted only they go bye bye.

i wish that saturo were forever stuck in the game.

[Saturo]

Granted, but I escape.

I wish this forum had a flashy background colour.

[rubybeam]

granted but it sucks you into the forums.

i wish that the forums turned into a game