Boredom makes me do...

[Kirrandria]

... Parodies!

I was waiting for Portent to spawn in the Vale, and was looking in blue for particular. After seeing him in green a good three times in a row, I was getting a -little- impatient... and then I started parodying a random song. And then my friend in Skype told me to parody Stacy's Mom. And, well... <ahem>

Red Portent has got it goin' on!
Green Portent has got it goin' on!
Purple Portent has got it goin' on!
Blue Portent has got it goin' on!

Portent! Can I come over to the vale? ( To the vale? )
I seem to know your path so well. ( Path so well! )
Did you spawn in my color this time? ( This time. )
I like your others, but man you know blue's so fine. ( Blue's so fine. )

You know, I'm not the little hunter that I used to be,
I've done all my work now, I'm level 90!

Blue Portent has got it goin' on!
You're all I want, and I've waited for so long!
Green can't you see, you're not the Portent for me,
I really do like you, but my Portent is blue!

Portent, do you remember when I walked around with you? ( Around with you. )
The first time I saw you, you were so blue. ( Were so blue! )
But back then, I was a level eighty-nine. ( Eighty-nine. )
Now you're spawnin' in other colors all the time. ( All the time. )

Taming you is every hunter's fantasy!
If you're looking for a home, pick a hunter like me!

Blue Portent has got it goin' on!
You're all I want, and I've waited for so long!
Red can't you see, you're not the Portent for me,
I really do like you, but my Portent is blue!

Blue Portent has got it goin' on!
You're all I want, and I've waited for so long!
Purple can't you see, you're not the Portent for me,
I really do like you, but my Portent is blue!

._____.

[SpiritBinder]

Very cool

I must admit I had not heard the song, but I youtubed it and your lyrics worked so well, very clever indeed!