Really Stupid Pet Names

[K3K5]

Hey guys its my first time posting here

I reroled a hunter and im currently leveling him and i like to give my pets stupid names or pun names

for example my spider is called "ClausWeber" (weber is german for webbing)

do you have any suggestions or have you seen any hunters giving theyr pets simmilar names?

[Makoes]

Cats (or wolves) named "Fido"
Pig's named "Bacon"
Cracker (or Polly) the parrot
Sam the tucan
Spider named "Phobia"

[Novikova]

Pun names are usually great. There's some pretty bad ones like pussysmasher or anything involving raep or whatever. I would classify those as stupid and obnoxious.

[Wain]

I've seen some brilliant ones. But I'm afraid I can never actually remember them sorry. I'm the same way with jokes :p

[Wain]

Oh! I have a yellow direhorn named GoldieHorn. I guess that counts, and probably makes me look old.

[Bowno]

I used to have the pink Plainstrider way back in the day. Named him LittlePecker.
But around the end of BC I worried that his name would get me in trouble so I got rid of him xP

[cowmuflage]

I dunno pun names are great.

[Boven]

Oh! I have a yellow devilsaur named GoldieHorn. I guess that counts, and probably makes me look old.

I've one named Grumpy, though your devilsaur's name has mine beat by a few years.

[Kalhoun]

I think my favorite silly name for a Hunter pet is "Frankenswine" for the undead pigs.

[Wain]

Oh! I have a yellow devilsaur named GoldieHorn. I guess that counts, and probably makes me look old.

I've one named Grumpy, though your devilsaur's name has mine beat by a few years.

Er oops. I fixed my post. She's a direhorn, not a devilsaur. The pun doesn't really work otherwise. :/

[BombyxAndDaLoque]

I named my Chimera "Chima"
Seems pretty stupid

[Aleu]

I remember taming that pink plainstrider in Mulgore a few years back... I named him Pinkenstein.

Also, my love Deth'thalic is named GrapeSoda for whatever reason.

[Castile]

My fel piggy is called "Hellpork" and I used to have a pink plainstrider called "Champagne" until the french went all mental.

My husband has a green spider called "GreenMachine" after danny green the boxer.

We also have matching wolves called "Romulus" and "Remus" - two lions as well called "ghost" (white lion) and "Darkness" (humar black model) after the film "the ghost and the darkness".

[PrimalTazza]

I personally like taming a pink pet and naming it "Floyd."

[Novikova]

I named my pink birds that. >_>

[Kayb]

I had a mulgore boar once named Baconbuns

[Boven]

I spotted a hunter at the Darkmoon Faire last week who had a bear named SnarlsDarwin. I dunno why, but at the time I found that rather funny.

[Sukurachi]

Not a hunter pet, but...
one of my favourite battlepets, which I like to have as a constant companion, is the electric beaver (Thundertail Flapper).
I named mine (very few of my battlepets are named).

I called him Justin.

[Rhapture]

I used to have a snake named Hissyfit and a pig named Sausage. There may have been others, but the names are not coming to me right now.

[Neleyah]

My friend and I were joking around a few days ago because we were cleaning our stables a bit and came up with the glorious idea of naming a dog "Pulldog". I'm kind of tempted to do this and run a few instances with this dog, pulling some trash mobs just for fun. Bad me, very very bad me! ;p

Also I am to blame for some very poor names for the pets of said friend and also the pets of just another friend.
Speaking of a Hexapos names "Sushi" because it was the first thing that came to my mind. White fish meat...yeah.
Another example are the boars in same friends stable. Almost all are named after some meat or something you need to cook/grill. Honeyham and HoneyhamJr, the Thistle Boars...Herbs the Diresnout Felboar, Brikett (German for briquette) who once had been known as Coldtusk.
Oh and don't forget "GrillEs" (in English it would have been "GrillIt") the Iron Horde Wolf. Because you need something to grill all these meat, right? *cough* Needless to say her hunter is a male Worgen...

Just don't let me name your pets when you have no idea, I can guarantee you it will be something to eat most of the time. xD But my own stables are kind of unfunny, I don't know why...